Micequeer - My Cat Is My Life Line

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

I can’t handle this 🥺

Damian: You know there's only one person in this world who can tell you what you are

Jon: Me!

Damian: No, me. Damian Wayne.

Store owner who’s so with the hero and villain’s BS

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) dir. Raja Gosnell

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

Deal

Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."