microgum
call me gum. i like dnd and drawing and video games and
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WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation
Beloved Baldur's Gate companions ⚔️❤️ I'm giving them all kisses at camp and you cannot stop me!
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
I...
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Artagan character of all time actually. pretends to be a faun to dick around with an adventuring party. keeps a sketchbook full of raunchy drawings. asks to choke a man to death as payment for warping time. accidentally becomes a god, then concocts an elaborate scheme to un-deify himself. refuses to let his best friend sacrifice herself for him. pretends to be a weasel to dick around with an adventuring party
mildly obsessed w images and gifs of animals sniffing / kissing the camera i have so many saved on my phone
Happy Easter! 🙏
*opens fortune cookie* “you may find yourself, living in a shotgun shack”
*opens second fortune cookie* “…and you may find yourself, in another part of the world!”
*opens another fortune cookie* “and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile”
*panics* *scrambles for another fortune cookie*
“and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. and you may ask yourself, ‘well… how did i get here?’”
*falls backwards out of chair*
Bringing back some of the old (2017/2018) Dishonored Pirate AU art because i have an influx of both Dishonored and Pirate feelings recently.
(might be because I’m working on a DH Zine cover while rewatching a certain pirate show for the third time, who knows)
anyway please look at this
and so I made another one (although this one is only 56 seconds)
hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes
And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe
I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus
rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them
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my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.
October can’t come soon enough
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS
You can only reblog this today.
This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor
it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
you can only reblog this today.
help girl earlier time zones are free but i am still trapped in 2020