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Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

!!! HOT???!!!!WHAT????

reminders for today:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

The explosion community is dying btw. Reblog to blow up the person you're reblogging this from

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

BRO

bro

Dredge?

dredge

Fish?

The abberations look tasty Ngl

Heyo! Putting it here as well for the people who arent on twitter :D

Ill keep yall updated if i do stream on the 26th but tbh dont expect one! Hope you all have been having a good new year stay safe!

I can't believe the horse is back in the fucking hospital

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

Some guy just called me a superstar. I am blushing.