Sandwich's Provided, PB And J, Plus Knuckle.

Sandwich's provided, PB and J, plus Knuckle.

The only dilf/milf hunter Kak joke I’veever made

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2 years ago

He about to get into a scrap.

idk if I'm late, but can you do Tiger Moth? (if you have a design for him)

HIS BI FLAG PATCH IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S A BIPLANE XDDD

Idk If I'm Late, But Can You Do Tiger Moth? (if You Have A Design For Him)

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7 months ago

THE FUCKING CACKLE I JUST EMITTED JESUS FUCK.

Had to go outside and nearly keeled over.

Damn Girl. U R A Rock. I Am Hard. Or Something.
Damn Girl. U R A Rock. I Am Hard. Or Something.

Damn girl. U r a rock. I am hard. Or something.

Thanks anon!!

It's also my birthday, happy birthday me. My back hurts.


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8 months ago

THE FUCKING ART OHH MY GODS IT'S MAGNIFICENT.

Also real, dude really lost to Teenagers.

No Because If I Was Viggo I’d ALSO Be Fucking Pissed Off?? Like You’re This Mastermind Dragon Hunter
No Because If I Was Viggo I’d ALSO Be Fucking Pissed Off?? Like You’re This Mastermind Dragon Hunter

No because if I was Viggo I’d ALSO be fucking pissed off?? Like you’re this mastermind dragon hunter that is running possibly the largest operation in the entire of the archipelago that is family owned and ran with your older brother with hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of henchmen to do your dirty work and whenever people even MENTION your name they get scared and you’re this big strong powerful dude in his like mid forties but then a group of mother fucking barely adult stupid ass kids show up and successfully threaten your entire business model? Everything was fine yesterday but then this gaggle of incompetent fools show up with their stupid reptiles and suddenly you’re in a war??? AND the fucking malnourished stick insect of a leader they have has the AUDACITY to steal an ancient relic off of one of your predecessors ships??? AND THEN THEY BLOW UP YOUR ONLY MODE OF LONG FORM TRANSPORTATION??? AND THEN THEY RELEASE A BUNCH OF YOUR STOCK AND SINK THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YOUR PROFITS BY SAVING THE DRAGONS YOU CAPTURED??? WHAT??? MOTHER FUCKER HAD EVERY SINGLE RIGHT TO START A WAR. HICCUP AND HIS STUPID ASS FRIENDS SHOWING UP AND JUST TANKING YOUR WHOLE ASS LIFE??? IMAGINE BEING A FUCKING KING PIN CRIMINAL EXPERT IN DRAGON TRADING AND YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE WAR TO A GLORIFIED WALKING EMBODIMENT OF AWKWARDNESS AND HIS 5 WEIRD LITTLE CREATURES HE TAKES AROUND WITH HIM. IMAGINE HAVING TO SIT THERE IN YOUR COOL ASS DRAGON HUNTER EVIL LAIRE AND PLAN HOW YOU WERE GONNA FIGHT OFF THE LITTLE RUNT OF BERK HEIR GUY THAT WON’T GIVE UP. IMAGINE?? FUCKING IMAGINE????

WHO WOULD NOT BE PISSED??? THAT MAN HAD A VERY EXTREMELY RATIONAL REACTION BECAUSE THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FOUNDATION OF HIS LIFE??? HIS ENTIRE CAREER GOT NOT JUST ENDED BUT FORCEFULLY FUCKING SLAMMED INTO A WALL OF CONCRETE AND CURB STOMPED BY A FUCKING STEAM ROLLER RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. I mean sure yeah he put up the biggest fight of the century and did his whole ‘I’m gonna mess with your head until you go insane and just fuck off and leave me alone you stupid little annoying boy get a life,’ thing BUT STILL HICCUP WON THAT WAR AND THE AGE OF 18. EIGHT GOD DAMN TEEN.


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4 months ago

One of these days I'm just going to start transplanting various characters with super powers into Peizo, I am looking at the Angel Moon Gang from Batman Beyond.

I'm coming for you afterwards PJ Masks.


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1 year ago

"That wasn't very Great Western of you"

"I want out of here as soon as possible"

Headcanon that Duck has said "That's not very Great Western of you" as a genuine expression of disappointment. On multiple occasions.

7 months ago

I what, what the hell are the smash comics about, what the fuck is going on?

Todokamimomojirou❄️🔥⚡️🪆🎧

Todokamimomojirou❄️🔥⚡️🪆🎧
Todokamimomojirou❄️🔥⚡️🪆🎧
Todokamimomojirou❄️🔥⚡️🪆🎧
Todokamimomojirou❄️🔥⚡️🪆🎧
Todokamimomojirou❄️🔥⚡️🪆🎧
Todokamimomojirou❄️🔥⚡️🪆🎧
Todokamimomojirou❄️🔥⚡️🪆🎧
Todokamimomojirou❄️🔥⚡️🪆🎧
Todokamimomojirou❄️🔥⚡️🪆🎧
Todokamimomojirou❄️🔥⚡️🪆🎧

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8 months ago

They all going places, love their designs so much.

(17/08/2024)

(17/08/2024)

You mean to tell me ALL these engines are Going??

(forgot to upload...... man........)


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8 months ago

Today is a good day.

Some Kamijirou For The Soul🤲

Some kamijirou for the soul🤲


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8 months ago

Tall Momo

Shoto: "Ow, I think my leg might have just been broken."

Katsuki: "Taking it better than Izuku has even!"

Izuku: "Hey! Breaking all your bones hurts like hell! I'll have you know!"

Katsuki: "yeah, yeah, anyway Zutara you need to get your ass to recovery girl!"

Shoto: "It seems to have passed you by that, I cannot walk, due to the broken leg"

Katsuki: "And how did you manage that nurse's ice-pack?"

Shoto: "You did this you badly disguised Pomeranian"

Katsuki: "Ohh yeah I did, hey Shoji could you take him to RG"

Mezo: "Sure give me a-"

Momo: "No need Mezo I'll take him"

Stepping forward she scoops the slightly shorter boy with comparative ease, cradling him, the sudden action makes him glow a pale shade of pink, his only response being.

Shoto: "ohh uhhh"

Momo: "Come on Todoroki, of we go"

The rest of the class watched with surprised faces as she bounced towards the main school, the flushed face of Todoroki visible just over Yaomomo's shoulder.

Jirou turned to Kaminari who was still gobsmacked trying to work out what had just transpired.

Kyouka: "No offence Denki I would literally sell my soul to be in his shoes right now"

Denki: "No no I completely understand there is no way on earth I would pass up that opportunity, Momo is one of my best friends, but I'd think myself crazy if I didn't want to be carried by her"

Kyouka: "Glad we're on the same page here"

Denki: "We wouldn't be in this relationship if we couldn't instantly be on the same page about being carried by our very tall friend"

Kyouka and Denki both nodded fervently, Yuga looked over towards a non-existent camera pointing over his shoulder with his thumb at the situation behind him.

Yuga: "Obtenez une charge de ces deux-là"


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