Wednesday: Are you going to help me bury the body or are you too pretty?
Enid, sarcastically: I’m too pretty.
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Of course, I apologise. Stupid question.
[LATER]
Wednesday, whispering to Thing in the grave: Obviously she’s too pretty. I am a fool. If father hears about this he is going to disown me.
Thing: I-DON’T-THINK-SHE-WAS-BEING-SERIOUS.
Wednesday: Screw the corpse, this grave is mine. Bury me alive and put me out of my misery.
Heather Chandler deserved sm better
Kim Walker as Heather Chandler Heathers (1987) dir. Michael Lehmann
Wednesday: *pulls curtain back while Enid is in the shower*
Wednesday: Are we - stop screaming, it’s just me - are we out of gunpowder?
taissa yellowjackets has everything <3 she’s getting divorced <3 she’s a deadbeat dad <3 she eats dirt <3 her subconscious takes control of her body for unspecified amounts of time <3 she’s a state senator <3 she tries to kill her girlfriends <3 her only real friend is a murderous housewife who’s great at dismembering bodies and who has eaten at least one human ear <3 she practiced land use law <3 she’s haunted and haunting at the same time <3 AND she’s a lesbian <3
Wednesday and enid laying in bed facing each other.
Enid: say it again
Wednesday: I already said it alot to day.
Enid : i know but i like hearing it.
Wednesday: fine but the we go to sleep, got it.
Enid(nods)
Wednesday: sleep well. Wife
enid(squeals)
Enid: Can we go to a haunted house this year?
Wednesday: What’s wrong with the one we live in?
Enid: Wait, what??
Wednesday: Goodnight.
ENID: what’s my type, you ask?
ENID: *looks at wednesday in the distance*
ENID: long black hair, brown eyes, nice jawline, dark and brooding, intelligent—
YOKO: that’s not a type, honey, that’s a death wish
Enid: Wednesdays just the sweetest girl ever.
Bianca, spitting out her drink: Wednesday? As in Wednesday 'I'll stab you if you come within 5 foot of me' Addams. Sweet?
Enid: Yes. I mean earlier she told me she'd picked me a spot in the family cemetery right next to hers.
Bianca: I-
Yoko: Yeah, she's broken. There's no saving her now.
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