Enid, during botany class: Miss Thornhill, I accidentally dropped my seed into my mouth and then I accidentally ate it. Am I going to have a carnivorous plant grow inside my belly?
Miss Thornhill: Well—
Wednesday: Yes.
Miss Thornhill: Wednesday that’s enough. Be more careful with your materials next time and you’ll be fine Enid.
Enid: Oh thank god!
Wednesday, whispering into Enid’s ear: For a while at least. But once the plant is fully matured it will cease hiding and turn on you. It’s roots burrowing into your organs making it impossible to remove without killing you. And once it knows it has you trapped it will start eating you from the inside out until you die choking up thorns and your own partially digested flesh.
Enid: *faints*
Yoko: You know if you keep scaring her like that she’s going to break up with you.
Wednesday, confused: What do you mean scaring her? I was flirting.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith x wenclair
Lil drawing ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎
Also i saw barbie today and i think it might be my new personality 😭
HELP WHILE Ao3 IS DOWN SOME PEOPLE ARE POSTING FICS IN THE DOWNDETECTOR COMMENTS 😭😭😭
I’M SCREAMING
OMGGGG LOOOKKK
https://x.com/handslore/status/1704598021143404631?s=46&t=OnZ0f24mD0XxPzNjM5Rv8Q
Oh god, I can’t! Her face 🤭
hellooooo tumblr i’m momentarily back from the dead to post Ride the Cyclone art what’s the haps
Spider!Enid
Thinking about Miley saying "If you guys didn't know I was bisexual from this damn picture I don't know what's wrong with you.” Facts.
*Wednesday arrives and sits at the group's table in the quad, her neck covered in angry-red scratches and bite marks*
Yoko, gesturing to the wounds: Are you, like, okay?
Wednesday, smirking: Quite. And you should see the other girl
*Enid arrives at this moment, smiling dazedly; her entire face and her neck covered in black lipstick marks*
Enid: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Wednesday! Wednesday: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
I can smell the fruits of my labor