My Name’s Enid Sinclair, And For The Past Year And A Half, I Thought I Was The One And Only Spiderwolf

how is tara just the littlest guy. and gets more little with every picture 😭

I am in love with disheveled/in shock Wednesday.

15 years later……

"The options I’m considering rn are journalist, something wild life related, or maybe an influencer just for the lolz"

Both? Both. Both is good.

So like some kind of wild life rescue officer who occasionally posts the wolves she rescues on her vlogs?

I love it! So much!! We'll go with that.

I looked it up and apparently there's a wolf preserve in New Jersey called Lakota so I guess married Wednesday and Enid live in Warren County now.

Btw have ya'll seen the video of that fox giggling while she stole the phone of the rescuer recording them? Adorable.

Enid: Wednesdays just the sweetest girl ever.

Bianca, spitting out her drink: Wednesday? As in Wednesday 'I'll stab you if you come within 5 foot of me' Addams. Sweet?

Enid: Yes. I mean earlier she told me she'd picked me a spot in the family cemetery right next to hers.

Bianca: I-

Yoko: Yeah, she's broken. There's no saving her now.

OMGGGG LOOOKKK

https://x.com/handslore/status/1704598021143404631?s=46&t=OnZ0f24mD0XxPzNjM5Rv8Q

Oh god, I can’t! Her face 🤭

Sam: This isn't what I expected when you asked if I wanted to play The Sims with you.

Tara was too busy shoving a handful of chips in her mouth to respond, so she simply removed the door to the room the Sim is in. Sam sweated nervously as the Sim slowly died of poor hygiene.

Sam: Isn't The Sims about making families? This is...

Tara, snorting: And give up the opportunity to give mom some payback? Pass.

Sam, worried: What?

Tara: She locked me in my room a few times because I was "annoying her" lmao. I was just hungry haha. Payback's a bitch, Christina.

Sam didn't know how to respond to that. She wanted to get her hands on their mother though. Unfortunately, she had no idea where her mom is.

Sam switched her attention to the pool with no ladder and walls surrounding it. Mindy's Sim was starting to drown, and the Grim Reaper was waltzing down the sidewalk.

Sam: So why are you killing Mindy then?

Tara: She ate my leftovers yesterday.

Sam:

Tara: And she said The Babadook sucked in film class.

Sam:

Tara: ... And I want to seduce the Grim Reaper.

“i don’t dress for women” WHAT IS THIS THEN? WHAT THE FUCK TAY