"No?" ". . . IT'S FIRE MAGIC!! YOU DUMB B-"

Fish, you need to remind us to do something, and it deals with what's in your fish bowl

if you have not drank any water yet today, this is your daily reminder that you are so cute. You're so pretty. Don't let anyone let you think you aren't beautiful. keep sparkling on, superstar

And don't bury the treasure you find either. You need it to buy supplies. And have a water purifer, but if you can't find one, get booze. Water can and will go bad, so these things will save you from dehydration

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

I'm guess it's your birthday?

I LOVE BIRTHDAYS

you were BORN and you made it through ANOTHER YEAR and I'm excited for you so I'm gonna give you a gift that I think you'll like and you're gonna eat something delicious!!!!!! like cake or spaghetti or whatever, you get to choose!!!! birthdays fucking rule!!!!!!!!!!!

CHROME!!! LOOK!!! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!

hi 👻

"You gotta train the damn thing! I've learned that werewolves are like dogs. I just hope this one isn't a chihuahua...."

“Noble monster hunter! Thank goodness you’re here! We’ve had to sacrifice a villager to this werewolf each month to keep it at bay!” “That is quite possibly the worst course of action your village could take.”

. . . I kinda want it to be Gyutaro from demon slayer NGL

You, a normal human, try out a dating app you've never heard of and soon find out it's a dating app for supernatural entities. Every date you go on, your date is always surprised you're not repulsed by their non-human features. But your latest date just can't believe you're not joking…

*Whacks the both of you out with a frying pan Rapunzel style* Sleep.

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

If I ever become over 100 years old and I'm not as iconic as these ladies, smack me

legends

But please only do it if you are of age to do so and understand politics! Cause I KNOW JACK SHIT BOUT IT! So vote for Trump or Kamala! Whoever you chose!

I know this doesn't apply to everyone but if you were planning on voting in the 2024 US election, this is a reminder to register to vote if you haven't already, if that is something you can do

HOW IS THIS TRASH?! She also canonically should be able to cancel contracts since she's the princess of hell. P.S. I'm loving chaos causing Charlie.

Charlie saving Angel Dust or if she was more demonic ahahah

its kinda trash