The Princess Who's A Bade Cook: "I Would Offer The Muffins I Made But....." *shows Something That Looks

Here's another boob fact! They get bigger when you're pregnant!

BOOB FACTS

Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful

that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this

THANK YOU!!!!

This goes for ROTTMNT and the 2012 version. I feel it in my bones

Handful:

Casey Jr: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

April, watching Mikey screaming, Donnie trying to set a sleeping Leo on fire, and Raph choking on air: I don't know either.

Me: I honestly have no idea who yo- OMG! LOOK AT HOW BIG THAT GUN IS!!!! Villain: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! Me: Bitch I have ADHD!

“Do you have any idea who you are talking to?”, the villain asked you. Since you have never seen them before and just stumbled into their lair on accident you choose to answer truthfully.

Me: SOMEONE! DUEL ME AND DEFEAT ME!!!!!! PLEASE! I DON'T WANNA DO THIS!!!!

You are a terrible mage, yet through pure, dumb luck you managed to defeat an archmage in a duel, thus taking their place according to ancient tradition. Many mages protest against giving such a prestigious position to a clearly unqualified candidate, including yourself.

I'll go grab the butter You:"Butter????" Yeah we're going to have to make her slippery so that she can escape

If lila still target marinette in the changeling au; how bad of a day will our local faes give her if the "ladybug episode " frame job still happens?

first thing's first, they have to untangle Adrien off of her first

It's never enough.... ADD MORE PEOPLE!!!!

shoutout to my homegirl Almond Milk

"No duh! I'm Deadpool"

-Deadpool prob- "HEY PERSON WRITING THIS! I CAN SEE YOU! NICE TOP!" DEADPOOL! STOP BREAKING THE FORTHWALL! I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN AFFORD A REPAIRMAN!!!

“Ethics? Playing god?! I created easily affordable 3D printed organs that are perfectly compatible with the human body! Do you know how many people will die if you bring me to "justice”? I saw what happened to the guy who almost cured cancer! You’re no hero, you’re just a hired gun!“

". . . That explains why everytime I sneeze I commit arson" "WHAT?!" "Who said that?! Not me! Nope!"

"An initiate's mana could be imagined as a flame. Most are small candles to bright torches. And we at the Order help these flames flourish into something useful... but you're a raging wildfire."

". . . EVERYBODY! CHOOSE POKEMON!!!! TRUST ME!!! Yes pokemon could techniqually kill you, but that's not in the modern pokemon world!!! And also, we get big puppies! Big kitties! Allergic to fur? THERE ARE A OVER A 1,000 POKEMON! AND NOT ALL OF THEM HAVE FUR!!!"

“Okay, so, bad news, your world is scheduled to be destroyed. Good news, you guys get to go to any ‘fictional’ world you want to relocate. However, it’s a majority vote and there’s no take-backs. Choose wisely.”