You Know, As The Concept Of “zombifying Fungi” Becomes More And More Popular, I Notice It Still Referred

Hope everyone has a great May!

My friend @mike-wheeler-is-gay said to post about stupid shit so @mike-wheeler-is-gay I'm banning you from the daycare

less aggressive cleaning hack: when your done a job play a task complete sound.

Fun cleaning hack! SCREAM ANGRILY AT EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM! AND IF YOUR SIBLING BUGS YOU SCREAM AT THEM TOO!!!!

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

I just watched The Good Place season 3 finale. Somebody shoot me.

treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.

I love cats. And don't like transphobes

Every time you reblog Sleepy Mars, a transphobe chokes and dies

colors

My mom won't let me buy an Important Blue Internet Checkmark (T_T)

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably