Same. You Saw How Mr. Wonka Tried To Fight With Me At His Factory And I Was Like Bro

Pokemon Drawings made by Jon Turner

I like the video game twitch babes with the big titties and the big asses👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

What type of girls do you like and are you single?

Unique, my last gf was a virgin, so probably virgins + religious girls, especially since I'm religious myself. There's an innocence & purity in them that I'm painfully attracted to, not in a fetish way, but like in a "it's refreshing to find someone different/who has morals" way. I feel like every girl that likes me nowadays is a, excuse my language, thot & super easy, which is why I'm single. I like a challenge & a chase. I haven't been over the moon for a girl in a while. The good ones that were raised right, those are priceless diamonds.

@thewillywonka

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Yeah because you tried to kill us!

Throwback to the worst day of my life. ☺️

Charlie shouldn't have won

Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! ✨

You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!

Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.

The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!

But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.

But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!

That's all for now from the factory.

More updates to come soon! Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Wassup baby?

Life is miserable 🤍

I told you he's crazy

Let's keep pumping out the chocolate!

Zelda Universe's latest Breath of the Wild Complete Story Dub episode features Tarrey Town

Zelda Universe’s latest Breath of the Wild Complete Story Dub episode features Tarrey Town

A new bonus installment of Zelda Universe’s own Breath of the Wild Complete Story Dub has been released! This one, entitled “Tarrey Town,” is primarily focused on assisting Hudson in the building of a village from the ground up. The 17-minute episode showcases one of the most arguably impactful sidequests from the game. Be sure to watch the video and tune in this Friday for the last installment…

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@winslowat3am Hi! Hello! :3 How are you? I hope well! So...i‘m going around making early Halloween art for my favorite tumblr bloggers. I made a little Tim Burton-esque art piece for you! ^-^ A few things:

1 - I used your blog‘s tagline for the artwork‘s tagline ((it‘s always 3AM somewhere, darling)) so that‘s what the black font above your head says in case it‘s hard to see

2 - It is called the midnight game bc I remember you said your house was haunted in 2016 after you played the midnight game ((that‘s where the cute ghosties came from and the light behind you is the portal they flew out of)) and I thought it would be a cool title especially since in the midnight game you‘re supposed to play until from 12am-3am

3 - I tried to do your current hairstyle but I‘m not good at bobs for some reason lol. I was going to give you black eyes like you were possessed by the ghosts too but I was like nah bc I didn‘t wanna be disrespectful >-< And I had to restart the piece twice bc your face is hard to draw as it‘s very specific. I fxcked up your cheekbones and the first face I drew didn‘t look anything like you #cheekbonesmatter

4 - I wanted to give this a kind of tim burton/harry potter/orphan feel bc those are 3 of my favorite things and it is for Halloween! :3

5 - This took me 2 days and I almost forgot to give it to you bc my autism and adhd makes my attention span short af but you I hope you like it lmfao :3

So that is it! \^-^/

Happy early Halloween! 😊🍂

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