My 70 Year Old Aunt Wanted Me To Make Her A Psa (more Like A Death Threat) On Social Media About Someone

JOHN BINDER!!!!!!

John binder? John binder.

i wish i was lying when i said i genuinely think about this every single day and laugh my ass off every single time

who did you kill for that url

It was a process to say the least I’ll never be the same I’ll tell you that

fag it up like no one's watching

1. Are you named after anyone?

No not that I’m aware of

2. When’s the last time you cried?

Couple nights ago

3. Do you have kids?

Yes, my baby boy jinx the most perfect cat in the world

4. Do you use sarcasm often?

Yes, though I normally can’t pick up on it

5. What do you notice first when you meet someone?

Hair and if I know the person their eyelashes I don’t know why though

6. What color are your eyes?

Grey

7. Scary movie or happy ending?

Scary movie all the way silent hill being my favorite movie

8. What are your special talents?

Idk probably being dumbass supreme I’m good at projecting however

9. Where were you born?

Tennessee sadly

10. What are your hobbies?

Sleeping and musical theater

11. What pets do you have?

I’ve had tons but right now it’s just baby boy jinx

12. What sports do you play?

None screw them

13. How tall are you?

5’3” I think

14. Favorite school subject?

Choir or theater

15. Dream job?

Secondary ELA teacher which middle to high school or a politician/ prosecutor i think it would be fun

@pikamiii

thanks @the-depression-gremlin for the tag :))

idk ive never done one of these before

anyways

1. are you named after anyone

yes my moms friend (but its my middle name)

2. whens the last time you cried

lmao like last night

3. do you have kids

absolutely not.

4. do you use sarcasm often

yeah but mostly in text

5. what do you notice first when you meet people

usually how they dress

6. what color is your eyes

uhh kinda hazel idk

7. scary movie or happy ending

scary movie, i love horror

8. what are your special talents

uh idk ive been told in good at singing

9. where were you born

tennessee, us. :/

10. what are your hobbies

anything music related

11. what pets do you have

oh i love this question! i have three dogs and a lizard- the dogs are split between my parents’ houses, but the lizard is mine

12. what sports do you play

none. absolutely not

13. how tall are you

really short :/

14. favorite school subject

probably math just cus i could understand it if i stayed awake for the class

15. dream job

therapist! a trauma therapist specializing in children, specifically.

i had to do it before my mutuals could so i had someone to tag :/

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