When They’re Not Stopping Crime, They’re Committing It

A drawing of the one Barbie and Ken mugshot meme with Natasha Romanoff as Barbie
A drawing of the one Barbie and Ken mugshot meme with Clint Barton as Ken

when they’re not stopping crime, they’re committing it

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2020 does NOT pass the fucking vibe check what in the fuck is this

You Know Those Tiktokers And Vloggers Who Go Around With Mics On The Street?
You Know Those Tiktokers And Vloggers Who Go Around With Mics On The Street?

you know those tiktokers and vloggers who go around with mics on the street?


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I was the fratt headcanon anon — “for the sake of not letting this get out of hand…” it’s sleepover Saturday girly (gn)!!! get out of hand!!!!! (aka i love your headcanons and will hear as many as you’d like to share haha. your last one warmed my heart)

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Well, in that case … Have another one!

Once Frank notices that Matt tends to fall asleep on his couch a lot, he makes it a habit to occupy said couch and sleep there himself. So Matt will have to drag himself to his bed and get better sleep. Lawyers by day and vigilantes by night need good sleep, after all. Otherwise they become a danger to others and to themselves.

Of course Matt catches on. That's when he starts to wake Frank up and drag him to bed with him. Because Frank, too, deserves some good sleep.

("Am a marine, Red," Frank grunts, sleep-drunk, "'ould probably sleep better on the floor anyway.")

(Matt won't have it. His bed is big enough.)


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another great ship dynamic is "characters who are deeply traumatized and haunted by nightmares are finally able to get a peaceful night of sleep in each other's arms"

Bucky knowing at least 31 languages according to CACW, super serum brain enhancements and the fact he learned Xhosa in Wakanda, leads me to believe he must have the fucking gnarliest of language blurring. You know when you can't seem to figure out how to word something in one language so you skip over to a different one but wait no one knows that...

I also don't think English would be Bucky's default language anymore. It's his birth language, sure, but Russian is probably the language he defaults to now after 80 years right?

So if Bucky's ever delirious for whatever reason, extreme tiredness, magic, super drugs or whatever who knows, do we think he talks in the most insane blend of languages, does he say a sentence in Japanese then switch to Korean and then to Polish, do we think he'd point blank say "I'm sorry I don't speak English" in English to his English speaking friends or teammates because he thinks in Russian and about fifteen other languages before he gets to English, and then goes "oh wait I do" or...?


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please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, im quite literally still not convinced that i am even a real person

You Cannot Tell Me That David Doesn’t Look Like That Mouse Here 😭

you cannot tell me that david doesn’t look like that mouse here 😭


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miles-below-the-surface - i forgot how to think yall
i forgot how to think yall

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