Im So Serious About This

me: *takes a deep breath*

me: i lo-

anyone who’s spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love patti lupone, i know you love patti lupone so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love patti lupone, i KNOW, you love patti lupone you fucking love patti lupone, ok i know, i get it, YOU LOVE PATTI LUPONE, I GET IT

All these Larissa x reader fanfics have me picturing her looking at me like this before my hoe comes out and she destroys me completely-

please write more @ tumblr literary geniuses, you cured my depression

EPISODE 5 SPOILERS!!!!!

OMG WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN THEY JUST END IT LIKE THAT!?!?!?! HOW DID AGATHA KNOW HE WAS WICCAN!?!?!?! AND WHERE THE FUCK IS RIO!?!?!?!? I THINK ALICE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE DEAD BUT I'M GONNA STAY IN DENIAL ABOUT THAT FOR A WHILE!!!!!! THERES NO WAY AGATHA ACTUALLY MEANT TO KILL HER, BUT WAS IT THAT SHE COULDNT CONTROL IT, OR DID NICHOLAS MAKE HER DO IT, OR SOMETHING ELSE?!?!!? DID NICHOLAS DIE AS AN INNOCENT KID OR WAS HE EVIL LIKE IN THE COMICS?!?!? AND PROTECTIVE RIO MY BELOVEDDDDD!!!!!!! AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT AN ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK WHERE IS THE JUSTICE!!?!?!!??

I actually hate every day that isn’t a Wednesday I need those silly lesbians and I need them now

Premonition 🦋

Pairing: Lilia Calderu x fem!reader

Plot: You have a terrible premonition about the person you love

Warnings: angst maybe but comfort and some fluff wins hihi; premonition of Lilia's death

A/n: Alright fam I'm currently in grief for my wife Lilia and I need some comfort and this was what came to my mind, so please enjoy as much as I do

I woke up frantically gasping for air "LILIA! NO!" I scream from the top of my lungs, tears staining my cheeks. The contact of someone's hands— No, not someone's, Lilia's hands, grabbing my face make me look at her face and the world falls on me.

Sobbing my heart out I lounge my body to hers and hug her tightly, crying my soul out as she says sweet nothing against my ear. Our bodies rock back and forward into a comforting movement, one of her hands holding the back of my head and the other on my lower back, pushing me even closer to her, her face nuzzled into the crook of my neck as mine is against her chest.

As I calm down I slightly pull away and look her in the eyes, ignoring the other members of the coven, probably in distress for seeing the scene before them "Lilia, please don't do it..." I sob with tears still in my eyes.

Lilia looks at me confused with her eyebrows furrowed "Do what?" she asks "Please, I'm begging you- I- I need you." I say between sobs, Lilia seems surprised by my words and so seems the rest of the coven "y/n what's going on? What did you see?" Agatha asks a little frightened cause she knows my premonitions weren't a good thing.

The premonition flashes through my mind again and I tightly close my eyes as I shake my head "No- NO! Please, make it stop!" I sob gripping Lilia's hands which were now on my face trying to stop my movements "Guys what do we do?" Alice asks, concern evident in her tone and her question directed more specifically to Agatha and Lilia than to the whole coven.

Lilia looks at Alice and then at Agatha, the later masking her distress and concern by shrugging her shoulders "We can't do anything about it. So we wait." she says, making the others groan and sigh as Lilia refocus on me again. She leans in and lays her forehead against mine making me open my frantic eyes and look at her concerned ones "Please, please, don't do it- don't leave me. I need you." I whisper, barely audible at the end "Why are you saying this, darling. What did you see?" she asks softly and carefully, I take a deep shaky breath before answering "I saw you falling... Sacrificing yourself..." my voice trembles as I try to say what I saw, she frowns "Please, don't do it, Lilia. Please." I beg her, fear evident in my voice and posture.

Lilia still doesn't understand why I'm begging her, why all the fear, the crying and concern from my side about her, we're good friends, but we knew what the road was when persuaded to go by Agatha, to join her coven "But darling, why are you so afraid of losing me?" she asks "Because I love you." I blurted out making her gasp softly with the impact of the words "Y-you do?" she stutters and I realise what I've just said and try to move away from her, but she won't let me "I'm sorry, Lilia." I say trying to contain the tears of embarrassment and rejection "I hope you're apologising for not telling me that sooner, darling." she says, her voice soft, dripping with tenderness and... Love?

My eyes lock with hers as searching for the answer, then I feel her soft and delicate lips against mine. The whole world disappears and it's only me and Lilia at this moment, our lips move delicately, lovingly, like sharing all the feelings for each other without words, it's... Magic. She pulls away and rests her forehead against mine once again "I love you too and I promise I won't leave you, my darling." she breathes out, brushing against my lips and in that precise moment I knew I didn't need to end the road, my heart was complete, bursting with love for the witch in front of me.

MY WIVES Y’ALL 👆🏻

The bisexual lighting, the low cut dress, the knife….🧎‍♀️🖤

I can’t stop thinking about Lilia Calderu 💔 I am so sick of marvel doing this guys