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fic idea I'll probably?? write someday

I know the general consensus when it comes to mandalorians/jedi ships are that the mandos would be the pushy borderline partners that kindap their jedi darlings. But I like the idea of a fic where the jedis kidnap the mandos. Like, Obi-Wan is out on a mission and he ends up getting separated from Anakin. Cue panicking but he still works the mission hoping to save his padawan.

Meanwhile Jango is working a job and comes across free ad! He's pretty excited about it until he realizes that this ad he's found is in face a jedi!! He promptly tracks down the wayward padawan's master and returns Anakin, all the while, taking down enough bad guys to make Obi-Wan's mission a rousing success. Obviously very happy, Obi-Wan invites Jango back to the temple so that the other Jedi can show their appreciation. He's invited to spar with a few of the older masters. And Jocasta is especially happy to gain some insight into Mandalorian culture. The room Jango is staying in stops being a guest room and instead becomes Mister Fett's quarters.

It gets to the point that Jaster has to send a unit of mandalorians to go and retrieve his son. But much to their confusion, they were greeted with open arms by the Jedi. Each guest finds something to do. And the Jedi are all too excited to provide hot tea and home baked pastries for their cool new warrior friends. Especially when they find out that every mando warrior comes pre-equipped with light saber sparring skills. When Jaster has finally had enough he heads on over ready to make a big fuss. Only to be greeted with open arms. The Jedi certainly aren't forcing anyone but you try saying no to Master Windu's handmade sweet breads. Jaster has to return to Mandalore, of course. Reluctantly the rest of the Mando agree to go. And for a while, that's the way that it is. Until Obi-Wan shows up on Mandalore claiming to be there on a research mission. More Jedi show up. They don't leave. There are padawans toddling around keldabe. Yoda and Mace have begun an intense rivalry with Mando elders over who can make the best tea. Half-way through planning a new Jedi temple Jaster realizes that he's been kidnapped by a culture filled with crazy reckless anti-christs.

Going from a compilation video of din djarin being din, to fics about Mando being oblivious about the goings on in Star Wars, to a fic about din accidentally time travelling and being oblivious and adopting Obi-Wan and Anikin, to spiralling into Slave-Anikin and Tatooine slave culture fics and now I’m neck deep in lore about films and shows I’ve barely seen but I’m here for it honestly

A new challenger has risen

I had to rush these, at one point I just gave up. The final episode gave me such a "I'm still standing" vibe. I had to get out of my system. I'm so normal about this.

I tried to convey all my interpretation and symbolism, if you have questions you can ask.

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Little Life so far:

I love them so much guys you don’t understand.

Hello more sketches from me because I wish for more streams of witchlight and I’m coping by making fanart and rewatching them to refresh my memory I hope you like the sketches I make because they’re very rough looking and fun to make 😃

Star Wars Fic Masterpost

In-Progress Fics:

The CloneNet - media au, outside POV, clone-centric, jedi-centric, eventual fix-it, 14/33

Into the Endless Sky - ObiMaul raising Anakin and Feral post-Naboo Savage replaced Maul in the Phantom Menace events, 1/?

Of Beroyas and Pacifists, the Children of Mandalore - Boba/Korkie fic, alternating POVs, the rarest of rare pairs this is literally the first and only fic, 3/?

Our Paths They Will Converge - roleswap senator skywalker/jedi padme au, alternating POVs, heavy tatooine slave culture, 7/?

Rebels In Our Imagination - kylux, essentially the only way my brain likes seeing the sequels, 1/?

where there are almosts, there are things that just were - Obi-Wan was never saved from the slavers on Bandomeer and ends up on Tatooine w/ the Skywalkers and his many children, 2/?

Complete Fics:

cold nights and warm beds - Syndulla polycule E-rated fic, 1/1

I Am Not A Prophet - Luke Skywalker-centric, Tatooine Slave Culture, 1/1

secret spouses and child - Clone Wars era chat fic between (predominantly) clones, essentially the revealling of the Syndulla polycule to the other CC clones, 1/1

Today is the Day Nobody Dies - a one-shot centered around an alternate scene in a fic that I really like, Qui-Gon POV, time travel where Maul and Obi-Wan have a shared vision of their future while fighting in Phantom Menace, 1/1

trouble comes in pairs - the non omegaverse version of “Trouble Comes in Pairs, and it’s Not Always Bad”, no babies were born, 1/1

Trouble Comes in Pairs, and it’s Not Always Bad - leia/han, luke/han, alternating POV, omegaverse, the most melodramatic thing like two babies are born in a broom closet it’s a lot, Vader redemption, 2/2

Series:

A Crinkle in the Void - think of it as a spiderverse type au, only the alternate selves only cross over one at a time and sometimes with a few guests

Only A Baby - essentially canon 5yo Obi-Wan, 3/?

If Only We Listened - alternate version of canon where Ahsoka listens to Maul’s warning before Order 66 is given, although Anakin still falls and the order still goes through

Dearly do I sorrow for you. - space travel takes time and Obi-Wan and Padme don’t have much of it after leaving Mustafar, 1/5

Concern - Obi-Wan and Ahsoka have a chat about Obi-Wan’s bad decisions, 1/1

Companion of the Ancestors - time travel au, 19yo lineage members meet each other plus baby Luke and Leia because alternate future timeline, 10/?

Prisms - soulmate au where most people have multiple soulmates, determined by gaining a color in black-and-white vision

Mosaic (Obi-Wan) - 3/7

found this one in my meme archives and i think its my 2025 energy