Cursory Research Into The Meanings Of Mandalorian Armour Colours...

the intro to devil may cry 4 will always be funny to me. imagine you’re attending church at the vatican, held by the pope himself, and then the actual jesus christ comes crashing through the ceiling and shoots the pope in the head

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

A version of the Warrior Penelope AU where instead of everything being swapped, it’s just an AU where Odysseus successfully made everyone believe he went mad and didn’t go to war but Penelope went instead because she’s damn pissed that someone kidnapped her cousin.

Also because Menelaus is not about to disrespect Penelope of Sparta.

Little Life so far:

I love them so much guys you don’t understand.

what if odysseus never took polites’s headband off, it just got more and more buried in his growing hair as his mercy was not yet gone, just hidden?

what if after the crew was struck by lightning in thunder bringer, zues doesn’t vaporize them completely, and just leaves a little scrap of all of their capes left, so now little colored scraps of fabric dot the battlefield of all of the men odysseus just chose to have die?

then, what if, after that, he takes the scrap of eurylochus’s cape and ties it around his wrist? (edit: what if odysseus gave it to citemine after he got home and she wears it as a hair tie…)

what if, during 600 strike, odysseus only has the strength to stab a god because polites, eurylochus, and the other 598 men are all holding the trident with him, he just can’t see it?

what if, instead of attacking odysseus along with the others in thunder bringer, eurylochus runs up and stands in front of odysseus, protecting his brother one last time before he dies? (hehe got that one from a fanfic)

…what if?

@lesbians4kanan and I were discussing how cal just gives his full government name to literally everyone in the galaxy

(commission info // tip jar!)

yeah. im calling it the one foot in the grave au !! im not quiiiiite sure where i wanna take this, but i DO have a lot of thoughts, so buckle in for the ride

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(i mentioned that the og post was inspired by fics that i read of this/similar to this au, and since then a few people expressed interest in those, soooooo i thought i would drop em under the cut!! (plus a few freebies) some of them arent quite EXACTLY this concept, but who is going to argue against storytime? not me!!)

hold on, reaper by virtualpng

I'm A Riddle In Nine Syllables by SilverheartSP

Temporary Champion by Breanna

No Job Left Undone by Tricksterburd

freebies, for the vibes !

Interview between an Amateur Researcher and a Semi-Immortal 10-Year-Old by Random_ag

Moon's Tears by wyrmwood (archangelgf)

lost link (who are you?) by ExhoLox, toooliix

Surprise - Extra

⚠ Suggestive connotation warning. Read left to right.

Commissioned by @sasoop~ Hyrule will always be a little shit <3 Read the previous here!

AU where Anakin sat through one too many of Obi-Wan's and Padmé's rants of how Palpatine is absolutely infuriating and doesn't let them do anything to actually advance the war effort and aid to battle-torn planets because "the Senate will never vote favourably on that" or "this is the will of the Senate" or "i cant see the Senate allowing you to speak on this", and how he never even brings these proposals to the floor unless he's diplomatically forced.

So, when it comes time for Sidious to turn Anakin to the dark side and establish his empire, it goes kinda like this:

Palpatine: you cant trust the order, anakin

Anakin:makes sense

Palpatine: the Senate is compromised

Anakin: i know

Palpatine: the Republic should be ruled by a person with a strong will, capable of bringing peace and justice to it!

Anakin's totalitarian ass: Agreed!!!!!

Palpatine: and with your help, I can be that person!

Anakin:..... no offense, ily man, but you're kinda useless

Palpatine:... What

Anakin: its okay! You just dont have the strong woll that it takes, but i know who has, i'll be right back!

Palpatine: WTF, NO, DONT RUIN MY COUP *pulls out red lightsaber*

Anakin: oh shit *levitates a paper weight and knocks palpatine out with it*

Anakin: ... guess i found the sith master

Anakin:... Now, what to do with this conveniently planned coup....

*five minutes later*

Anakin: so, as the most competent people and the best diplomats i know, how would you two like to flip a coin for who gets to rule the galaxy?

Obi-wan, dragged from the council chambers by the arm:....

Padmé, pregnant and woken up by Anakin dragging Obi-wan to her apartment:....

Anakin: or you guys can share the power, would u like that? I like that idea, i think

Anyways, Palpatine was all talk no action and i think Anakin's diplomat family unit would have clocked that and ranted about it if he didnt look like a maniac out to beat you every time someone mentioned that the Chancellor might be wrong abt smt.

I forgot to tell you guys that i finished my Stardew Valley designs 😋 im trying to use Tumblr more lets see how long it lasts