Sometimes I’m Like “ancient Greek Plays Are So Old, How Am I Going To Relate To The Characters?”

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

My class pretended to play dead.