Dear 98% Of The People That Follow Me That Dont Talk To Me

just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

This post almost definitely holds the record for most notes at well over 14 million, but because of a bug it hasn’t been rebloggable since 2020. Several forms exist, as it was common edit the post to say “reblog if your name isn’t [x]” for lots of different names, Amanda being most popular.