LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

reblog for easter

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)