REBLOG: Go To Your Blog And Click The Egg To See What Hatches

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you