Wallyuri Cause They Won’t Leave My Brain And @drewgoodenenjoyer Told Me To

GOD

It's so very important to me that Charley and Wally very much are just like "yeah man you're hot as hell. Love you" because Wally is. From the 80s. And very masculine. He's a football player for fucks sake, just calling his male friends hot and telling them he loves them would get him similar if not the exact same treatment that the rest of the football team gave that unknown name guy at the memorial but he just says this stuff to Charley. Casually. There's like nothing between them and he's fully like "you're the hottest guy I've ever seen. You got this" and charley, in return, is like "oh yeah Wally manhandling the door open was kinda hot"

Charley: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?

Rhonda: I would slap Wally for free.

Wally, tearing up: I’m your best friend??

LOOK AT HOW TINY LOUIE IS HERE ADORABLE (like his father)

my fave ghost trio to ever trio

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thinking about when charley and yuri met because charley was talking to himself and wearing a pot as a hat and yuri was still like damn he’s cute let me break my decades-long oath of silence for him.

First part of my Milo appreciation series 🤩🥺❤️ This time it's him in the iconic movie Journey To Bethlehem THE SONGS IN THIS MOVIE ARE SO GOOD WHAT

Writing romantic smut scenes is so weird bc why am I googling synonyms for the word “penis” trying to find the least vulgar sounding one 💀

Tiktok is really putting the work in to remind me of why I hate the internet specifically larger social media platforms.

I dead ass cannot comprehend being so negative 100% of the time that I would feel it necessary to get so upset and angry about every single thing that a pop star said.

Im so dead ass, I got screamed at by multiple people this morning because I said that the midwest should be called the midwest and changing the names of places erases the history behind why they’re called that (because someone said we should change the name of the midwest to the mideast)

I cannot imagine truly caring so much about something so minuscule as the name of the medwest to the extent that I would make several videos about it simply because someone disagrees with me.

Like truly, do you guys remember when the internet was a fun and cool place where we didn’t all scream at each other for minor disagreements.

Wally Clark Headcanons

Our babe loves to have his hair played with. It's one of the only things that truly relaxes him. Initially, he asks you to run your fingers through his hair just when he's extra stressed. Too much going on. Can't sleep, brain too busy, please help.

But then it becomes routine. Whenever you're lying together on the couch, watching a movie, he'll scooch over and lay his head in your lap, give you a sweet smile and then melt when you start to comb through his hair. He always falls asleep. Always.

Cuddled with you in bed, right before lights out, he'll nudge you with his nose; blink big eyes at you and ask, "head pats?" And how the hell can you say no? Have you seen those sweet brown cow-eyes!? That little pout!? You oblige instantly.

Still, there comes a day when you're maybe wondering if he's taking advantage. You're grumpy and overstimulated and annoyed, and he never asks anymore, just assumes you'll do The Thing if he gets in your space and presents his hair.

So, when it comes time for bed and he gently snuggles up, arm over your waist, head on your chest, expecting you to do what you always do...you decide not to. And he notices instantly. He gazes up at you, "head pats?" with those eyes. You don't move. Wally nuzzles his head against you, a tiny whine, and then, finally, a mousy little, "please?"

If you don't go gooey at that and give that boy his head scratches, you don't have a heart. Pointe finale.