TOXIC BF! UCHIHA EDITION.

TOXIC BF! UCHIHA EDITION.

"Don't you know that you're toxic?"

Toxic bf! Madara is two-faced, he'll whisper sweet nothings and then tell everyone you're either a groupie or some whore he's screwing. You're always crying over the older man, and your friends are tired of telling you to leave him. D1 galighter!

"You mean everything to me, My Dear. Haven't I brought you anything your little mind could imagine? Then, why is it you care so much about what I tell others you are to me? My opinion is the only what that should matter! You know that, right?"

Toxic bf! Obito is the most loyal one out of all of them. He's overbearing, controlling, and delusional. He has trackers in your car, on your phone, and in your purse. He constantly reads your mileage, messages, dms, and even emails to be sure you weren't anywhere you said you weren't. He has a creepy amount of pictures of you but he's loaded. The man snuck into your heart with kind words, beautiful gifts, and amazing career opportunities. D1 Stalker.

"No, you're a liar. You said you went to work and then came home, your job is only 3.0 miles from here! Has someone been fucking you so stupid that you'd forget that!? Huh? You stopped by Starbucks? You texted me that? Oh.."

Toxic bf! Itachi is the 'nonchalant' bf, he doesn't show an ounce of emotion. He was eerily quiet, handsy, and has a staring problem but he's also a gentleman. He'll hold the door, buy flowers, tie your shoe, keep your away from the street, treat you to expensive dinners, and dick you down good. Unfortunately, He doesn't communicate well. He doesn't tell you what he wants, just grabbed you which often annoyed you. You try to communicate but he's always on his high horse and doesn't take your words seriously in the slightest. His dick and deep pockets have you stuck to him like glue. D1 mansplainer.

"My Love, you clearly couldn't possible understand. I couldn't attempt to even explain it to you, my Love. What? I'm not insulting you. Can you not even understand such simple words?"

Toxic bf! Sasuke is so attractive. He was your dream man in the appearance aspect but he was rude and mean when he opened his pretty lips. He spews the most vile words at you one minute and then he's whispering sweet nothings the next. He's insanely jealous and possessive, always accusing you of cheating but he's always around other women. You constantly argue he needs to ditch some of his female 'friends' if he wants you to ditch your male ones. Sasuke can comply with most but refuses to rid of Sakura. He ignores the most obvious crush she has on him because he grew up with her. D1 denier.

"She's just my friend! Why are you acting like this!? What!? No, you can't speak to Gaara! I don't care if you grew up with him. It's not the same!"

Toxic bf! Shisui is a man whore, he's slept with all your friends and their friends. He's charismatic, charming, handsome, talented, and successful. He's famous and everyone loves to be around him. He swears he loves you but is always lying to you and caught in scandals. You're always the last one to know and the media constantly taunts you for being dumb. D1 cheater.

"Sweetheart, they're just rumors! I'm yours, only yours. Only you make me feel whole, don't you understand? What? Those photos are clearly photoshopped!

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3 months ago

Not an ask but I wanted to congratulate you on probably having the most chapters in this particular fandom!!( As far as I know) I just wanted you to know that we appreciate the hard work you're putting in. So please take care of yourself and remember to relax and enjoy your own peace once in a while. Thank you again!! Love ya 💖

awwwwwww thank you omg you’re so sweet 💕💕😭 ilyt 💕🫶

3 months ago

Hi! :) honestly, in your 'I bet on losing dogs' I can totally see reader becoming an anti-hero, but not operating in Gotham anymore to limit the amount of times she has to run into the family. I think that a side effect of the snake bite would give control over her pupils so that they look more snake-like when she goes out on her own patrols, making it harder to decipher who she would be behind a mask. I can also see her leaving the manor entirely and just avoiding the family as a whole- maybe going to stay with a friend so that she isnt homeless (seeing as she's underage to move out on her own)- it aint like the family notices her anyways, she'll be long gone before they can even bother to look after they realize they fucked up. And since she has lived with them for years, she knows how to cover her tracks, so it would be even harder for them to find her. ~🐍anon

heyyyy :) yes, im leaning toward an anti-hero path for reader! yeah reader is so tired of the Batfam's bullshit that she just packs her things and goes to NYC for school. no one really cares and Bruce is more than glad to send her off after the whole "framing Tiffany" situation. reader leaves gotham literally that next week. it signifies her finally giving up on the family and trying to earn their love.

about the eye thing, essentially my plan is that when reader is flirting or seducing someone her pupils narrow and her eyes glint. kind of like a snake luring in it's prey. she's not really worried about the batfam knowing who she is by her eyes because they most likely don't even know her eye color! it literally takes them discovering Tiffany is a spy to know reader is gone.


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2 months ago

Omg the mafia batfam is deliciously dark, well done!

While I know that Mafia!Reader would likely never do this, I can't help but imagine a bolder version of them passively rebelling against the batfam with a 'fucked if I do, fucked if I don't' mentality. There's no way out of this, so may as well annoy the hell out them while hiding behind their newfound 'loyalty' as a shield.

Their method? Trolling.

Red hood's about to snipe a target? Reader plays 'smooth criminal' on blast at his location, making him miss the target and alert half of gotham.

Dicks trying to negotiate with a rival gang? Oops, how did that photo of him sleeping with the leaders daughter get leaked?

Hell they somehow manage to hack their 'business only' cars to automatically play chase music whenever they drive past 60mph.

Just little ways of pissing them off but not enough to maybe revoke the Wayne name

If readers going to be forced to play their familys game, they can at least try to make them ragequit.

(Or idk maybe they get taken out right away, but at least they went out iconic lol)

LMAO IMAGINE

ok so i could totally see reader doing goofy shit like this when the family really starts acting yandere. Rn reader is too obsessed with the idea of fitting in and proving themselves to them. Readers also scared of Bruce ngl 😭

like he has my girl shaking in her boots 24/7 fr

1 year ago

carlos sainz in 2013 on the red bull junior team competing on the GP3 and racing with a car with the number 4 in it.

Carlos Sainz In 2013 On The Red Bull Junior Team Competing On The GP3 And Racing With A Car With The
Carlos Sainz In 2013 On The Red Bull Junior Team Competing On The GP3 And Racing With A Car With The

lando norris formula 2 car having a chili symbol on it.

Carlos Sainz In 2013 On The Red Bull Junior Team Competing On The GP3 And Racing With A Car With The
Carlos Sainz In 2013 On The Red Bull Junior Team Competing On The GP3 And Racing With A Car With The

they are soulmate in a very "and isn't it just so pretty to think that all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?" coded way.

1 year ago

Palestinians are not "animals."

They are not "children of darkness."

Little kids are rescuing cats and trying to comfort them when they themselves are terrified.

A doctor broke down when his father and brother came into the trauma unit.

And several of his colleagues hugged and gathered to comfort him.

Journalists are playing with babies.

Doctors are refusing to evacuate hospitals because their patients can't and refuse to leave them.

There's a little boy who gives tea to the journalists and thanks them for spreading their stories.

He's displaced at the hospital, his home is gone.

A kid was asked what he wants to be when he grows up and he said kids in Gaza don't grow up.

Kids are writing their names on their arms so they can be identified.

Momin Kireka is a Palestinian journalist who was disabled by an Israeli attack in 2008.

And despite the difficulty in moving around, he vows to continue to show the world the truth.

Awni, a young Palestinian boy has a gaming YouTube channel he loved so much.

He was killed in the bombing.

Mohammed Sami was an artist who's dream was to open an art gallery.

He was playing with the kids to raise their spirits. And the next day he was killed.

They are victims.

They are going through unimaginable horrors and still find it in their hearts to be kind.

They have hopes and dreams just like you and I.

They are people.

And they deserve to be remembered as such.

3 months ago

Hey idk if u say my response to ur post about the post I made how I hurt my own feelings. I absolutely love ur stories they're amazing I always enjoy seeing u in my feed. Also I get excited when I see ur posts as u can tell😋 any way have a nice day, take breaks when u need to and don't listen to the haters. They're dicks for no reason, love u💗💗

AWWW THANK YOU ILY 💕💕💕💕

3 months ago

Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

3 months ago

I knowwwww Harvey dent is going to come crawling back now that they know Tiffany was playing them all

YES,YES HE IS!!! how would slate react? but before i do that i wanna put out a new chapter of IBLD (i bet on losing dogs)

6 months ago
The Penitent Magdalen By Giacinto Brandi // Lying Female Nude By Victor Casimir Zier
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