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The most tragic thing in the Dance of the dragons is not the death of Lucerys, or the baby, or the bloody end of thousands of people.

It's the doomed fate of the most majestic creatures, whose end is coming due to the stupidity of lower humans who had the audacity to call themselves gods.

I mean.... If we are talking about daddy issues she would def go for clark kent himself

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID ITTTT.

ngl i've been scared to talk abt that or my HOT TO GO headcannon bc some of the hate i've been getting is centered around that.

but if reader interacts with clark it'll be onnnnn. Imagine Jon has a crush on reader and she starts flirting with his DAD???

also imagine Bruce's reaction LMAO

"HOT TO GO"

i'm in no way sexualizing minors and i won't write smut, this is just part of my fictional story!

ok i know i said i was gonna sleep but i had another idea! im thinking of like a hyper-sexual reader. like a literal addict. a reader who, after finding out about her powers, needs an outlet. reader who loses her virginity in a skatepark and ends up with bruises and scratches on her knees that heal as quickly as they got there. she's only about 15 and 7 months when she first does it and now she can't stop. with her new powers, she became beautiful, the kind of girl people stop and stare at. the girl people would die for. sex became her way of getting the love that was denied to her all these years, a way to take control. it became her outlet, the only time she really felt good. she hooks up with boys from school, college guys, but as time goes by she starts having a thing for inapropriate older men. all consensually, of course though beauty can be a curse sometimes and some men don't know that no means no. by the time she's 16 and the batfam notices her, she doesn't really want that kind of love anymore. of course the batfam can't give her what she wants and immediately puts a stop to it. and yeah it works for a couple of days, until the batboys' friends start coming around and paying attention to the babybat.

ok now im going to sleep! see yall tmrw! keep commenting and sending asks!!!

I know this was unintentional but you completely forgot about Duke lol, unless he isn’t part of the Batfam yet in this timeline? I’ve personally taken it as Duke is the only one who gets along with Reader and although they aren’t close, just giving Reader awkward bare minimum attention instantly makes them the closest family member to Reader.

ok so i DID forget Duke 😭😭😭 bye idk why i literally alway forget him

i’m gonna go back and fix that don’t worry! but he won’t be mentioned much simply because he really only moves into the manor at 16 and because he’s 3-4 years older than Damian, he’s about a year older than reader so he came to the manor only a couple months before Tiff and around the reader’s 15th birthday. Reader doesn’t have time to try and bond with him and is kind of jealous of him at first. he just got into the family so easily and is just casually doing family game night and movie night with them so reader kind of resents him for not having to work or ‘prove’ himself.

Duke and reader are chill, i wouldn’t say they’re particularly close but he does acknowledge her way more than the rest of the family and does genuinely care for her. He’s just so caught up in trying to fit in with the other batkids that he sometimes forgets reader!

lmk if you have any other suggestions or if i got anything else wrong 😭😭 format might be weird bc i’m typing on my phone in the car!

Is the hyper sexual reader apart of the main story or just a spinoff or idea?

part of the main story! there will be spin-offs of her romances tho!!

Have you heard of the comic Gotham academy

(can I be rock lobster anon🦞?)

(have a nice day)

yes!! you can! and no i haven’t ngl 😭

You can only reblog this today.

Heyy so once again im advising people who boycott to use this app called "no thanks". They have lists of brands that support Israel that you should avoid and they always keep it up to date. Its very useful and you can also scan your products and they'll tell you if the company you're buying from supports Israel or has any other affilations with them and they link articles as proof too.

Remember! don't just think that you cant change anything because youre just one person, you absolutely can contribute to change and change things yourself.

Boycotts work and your voice matters.

man if I was a russian mob boss and my worthless layabout son killed baba yaga's dog I'd just fucking give him up. like immediately. like call john wick's secret basement landline and be like "iosef's at the club. all his goons and bodyguards have been instructed to stand down. there's a new puppy on your front porch. do you want an edible arrangement or anything"

God, your post of 'Real Man' of the Older AU was brilliant, 10/10, it brought me to actual tears

God I feel so bad for MC

When I finished reading it I thought for a sec for a slim sec "at this point the batfam seems like the better option" then I remembered they neglected them and that's how they eventually ended up in this situation, dang

I wonder if the Batfam is going to be slightly better than Harvey and Slade?

(Pls? At least a tiny bit better)

I am in shambles

(love your work btw it's incredible)

-Nameless

AHHHH THANK YOU MY BABY!!! Batfam WILL be a little better, mainly bc they feel guilty about how they treated reader so she can get away w things she wouldnt with Slade or even Harvey! Anywayyyyy we got another chapter of the Older AU coming up soon once im out the hospital! But yall lmk if u want another chapter of IBLD or This is me trying next!!!