Brad Pitt's new movie released it's first poster!!!!Wow! So cool!!! Anyway reminder that Brad Pitt physically assaulted Angelina Jolie and his kids on a plane (deliberately so that they had nowhere to run) he choked multiple of his children when they tried to defend their mother and spent the next few hours emptying the planes bottles of beer and red wine on their fucking heads. His kids are literally filing to have his last name dropped before they even turn 18.
Also reminder that Brad Pitt, who both stars in and is producing the film, is banking on YOU as a motorsport fan to be a built-in audience for this project. Don't do it. Seeing a cameo of the drivers for a few seconds is not worth the moral forfeit of giving this literal monster your money and support.
i'm bored so i'm going to ask about how your day is going :D
good, my pneumonia and ear infection are finally going away! thanks for asking!!
I can just imagine Tiffany just watching the mc sleep.
Just imagine curling into your pillows, blinking awake and you see this girl who’s trying to be you taking notes all about you.
Hot take: I would at least try to befriend her, maybe it’s the fact that I haven’t slept recently or something but just imagine becoming her friend. I’ve personally befriended everyone I’ve had ‘beef’ with, so just imagine Tiff apologizing and the two of you just dying the other’s hair, listening to music or baking together.
Befriend the cunt to get rid of the cunt I suppose,
Good morning yall!! I woke up so sick idk why but anywayssss....
yes bro like Tiffany's obsession with reader is beyond weird. she woul literally wear her skin if she good. Tiffany goes out of her way to memorize things like how reader sleeps, how she sits casually, her handwriting, tries to dress like her and wear the same perfume, she even practices sneezing like her.
And as much as I love a good enemies to friends pipeline, Tiffany is just too far gone for that. remember she's been literally bullying reader since like the 7th grade. i kinda imagine reader to be a very kind, shy girl who forgives on the outside but never really lets things go. so while she might act cool w Tiffany while she's in the manor, don't think she's forgiven her. honestly it's gonna suck for the batfam once they realize that the reader holds onto grudges like it's her job. the snake bite also has an affect on her personality, I won't say positive or negative because it's rlly a bit of both. like it makes her more confident, less shy, more sultry, more agile and charming but it also allows her to literally spew venom out of her fingertips (and teeth). i'll dive more into this in another post! but yeah reader and Tiff will not be friends but there definitely will be an enemies to friends to maybe lovers plot with someone!!!!! Also who do yall want as a love interest for reader???? and why?
Omg! I'm so sorry you're getting hate, it really does suck.
Don't listen to whatever they have to say - they're probably all bitter because they aren't as creative and dedicated as you. You have such a good way of story telling and you shouldn't let anyone ruin it 💖
I personally think you're one of the really good batfam fanfic writers!
AWWWW THANK YOU <3 this is so sweet!!! really made my day tbh also I LOVE ur pfp!
I swear to GOD that my previous ask wasn’t fat shaming or anything I’m genuinely so scared to step on toes 😭😭😭 I’m sorry if it comes across that way
no girl ur chilllll! also why are you literally me?? thats why i've literally never sent an ask before
reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading
🎶Guess who’s back🎵
🎵back again 🎶
🎶🚚’s back🎵
🎵tell a friend 🎶
I’d like to see reader with a platonic dynamic with ivy, even if she’s a villain she might feel some kinship with her maybe ivy could call her tree snake :)
(apparently the brown tree snake is also known as the brown CATsnake! And the snake that bit her belonged to joker giving her a connection to Harley! Reader could be an honorary Gotham city siren!)
LMAOOOOO CUTE SONG!!!! I'll denfinitely expand on that in the future. Maybe an AU or part of the actual story idk! thank you for all the ideas and asks <3333
Ok wait i think i’m getting the hang of this actually
Is the hyper sexual reader apart of the main story or just a spinoff or idea?
part of the main story! there will be spin-offs of her romances tho!!
Do you think that readers mom would threaten Bruce (if they were still together) to leave him during the time Tiffany was still around? I like to think that readers mom is like ‘☺️’ this and super sweet, nice, etc and when someone mentions Tiffany she’d be like this ‘😒’.
um no so i think you might’ve missed the part in chapter one where i mention readers mom is dead. additionally, readers mom and bruce were a one night stand- they didn’t have an actual relationship! great idea tho!! sorry i should’ve been more clear 💕
guys wtf 😭 121 followers is insane! that’s more than i have on instagram!! i’m so glad y’all like my writing so far and i promise more is coming i’m just sick rn 🫶💕💕