Mincemeez - Marceline The Massachusetts Queen

Eating mulch and dirt and stuff and pooping out a worm

While finding the terminology that relates to you is important, it’s equally important to remember you aren’t the terminology and that this is all made up there’s no such thing as gender or sexuality

There’s a mf-ing house on the road that’s sick as hell dog

Standing on water while transgender wtf

Northampton might be the lesbian capital but Easthampton is the old gross buildings capital so who’s really winning

Getting my hands on a Walmart employee walkie-talkie and saying “can the biggest freak on staff please report to the break room” on air

Peepee poopoo I make doodoo

papal passion

Me when she's stupid and ugly and transgender

Why you attracted to kermit??? Ms piggy was right there she's a way hotter muppet!!

I'm human bisexual but muppet gay