Being Transgender Actually Occurs When Someone Is Born With 3.01 Dimensions Instead Of The Usual 3

Dr. Pepper is obviously non-binary it isn’t even up for debate ngl

ocd is like this

Going to McDonalds and bribing the worker with a $100 bill to just give me the grimace egg

Eating mulch and dirt and stuff and pooping out a worm

Doing shit with Excel formulas they haven’t even come up with yet, I’m fucking up in the guts of a FILTER formula recreating SQL

The one last thing Americans can agree on across lines is that it makes us all feel warm on the inside when something horrible happens to a rich person

When Elon Musk kills himself it’s gonna be really, really funny

Bro I hate Populist so much that it makes me seethe if I think about it too long, they’d fr sell their own mother if it would get them public support

Bro it’s cold here in Jerma Land

I’ve never once seen a trans woman who I wasn’t immediately jealous of their beauty