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Imagine finding out that the observation haki doesn't work on you

You: *is the newest crew member on the red force so you're hard at work organizing the cargo hold* sir, I finished the inventory record.

Hongou: hmm? ... Oh, go take it to the captain for review and once he approves it bring it back here and I'll show you where we store them. The captain should be up on deck.

You: got it *goes up on deck and spots shanks standing side by side with Benn, talking, staring out at the ocean*

Shanks: *checks the log post* it's starting to look like we managed to escape that storm.

Benn: oh gods why did you have to say that? If I have to spend the night awake because we're sailing through the eye of a hurricane, I'm going to kill you.

Shanks: *sticks his tongue out*

You: *walks up behind Shanks* hey captain! The inventory record is ready for you to review.

Benn: * throws himself away from you like a cat does a cucumber*

Shanks: *feels his heart jump* Whoa! Geez, (Y/n) watch it!

You: oop sorry *holds out the book to him*

Shanks: *very unsettled by the fact you snuck up on him while he was using his observation haki, but takes and reviews the records you brought* they look fine

You: alright, I'll take them to Hongou, sorry again.

Shanks: *as soon as you leave he starts probing out with his haki to find you* I can't use the color of observation on them.

Benn: me neither, I think this requires further looking into

That night

Shanks: we're going to play a game tonight

Yassop: oh boy, here we go

Shanks: but it's only for those of us with an observation haki, and (y/n).

You: why me?

Shanks: you'll go hide somewhere on the ship, and those of us with observation haki will go find you.

You: again, why me?

Shanks: we're testing a theory.

Two hours later

Lime: how?

Shanks: I don't know

Yassop: this doesn't make sense, we should be able to feel them.

Benn: but we can't, and we have no idea why

Hongou: we taking them to whitebeard or Rayleigh to figure this out?

Shanks: both I guess, hell we might even take them to Katakuri to see his he can see their future.

Benn: I'm sure Big mom would love a visit from you

A week later

You: *walks up behind Shanks*

Shanks: *drunk off his ass*

You: *grabs his sides and begins to tickle him*

Shanks: *shrieks*

Benn: get em! Get em (y/n)!

Shanks: I hate all of you!

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sanji cat... sanji kitties... this is very self indulgent

When a fanfic gets to the smut too fast

the mandalorian? isn’t that bitch the powerhouse of the cell?

More zoro smut where he isn’t a big mean ass dom but awkward, needy, flustered, and afraid of hurting the reader because he knows his own strength .

this is so cool omg (credits to the owners)

after the finale of the mandalorian i cannot stop thinking about all the little fucking faces Din makes bc that bitch was on the brink of death and managed to make a face at IG’s joke, do not tell me he doesn’t make the littlest fuckin faces when someone says smth rude or dumb. no i will not take any criticism

I would be willing to fight the sun if it meant I could see Loki smile again

I want Zoro to put me in a mating press ngl

warning: breeding kink

zoro has the biggest breeding kink and does nothing to hide it from you. it shows itself when he comes up behind you and trails his hands along your stomach, almost as if imagining what it’ll feel like when it swells. it shows itself when he casually gropes at your tits and weighs them in his palms. and it shows itself every night when he folds you in half and bullies his fat cock into you.

you just look so pretty beneath him, staring up at him with so much love and devotion, zoro swears he’d cut the moon in half if you asked. he wants to give you everything you could ever want in this life and a couple brats seems like a pretty good start to him.

he doesn’t let you move a muscle, keeping both of your thighs pinned against your chest, tits pressed together in a way that has him fucking into you harder just to watch them bounce with each powerful thrust.

zoro will fuck load after load into your oversensitive cunt, kiss your tears away and keep you plugged up with his cum all night to make sure you don’t spill a drop, one hand resting protectively over your stomach.