Artist: Kystktstura

mando taking off his helmet after making us all act like victorian maidens for 7 episodes

me:

he can't just be undoing buttons with his mouth. with his tongue and teeth. he can't communicate his thoughts into your head directly he. Pluvi I'm already in love with him what do you WAAANT

This clip haunts me… I think abt this and abt him uncorking bottles w his teeth and being so good at the cherry knot trick his crew always says he has an unfair advantage and how he has such an affinity for shirts/dresses w necklines that tie in a bow at the front bc he can just lean in and pull them open w his mouth………. But more importantly he plays up how much he hates buttons bc shanks is nothing if not a patient man who loves a challenge u give him a row of buttons and a promise of something nice at the end he’s diving headfirst into that mission w Vigor thank u very much

My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language. (Insp)

Just fucking look at him!

King and Queen of the Woodland Realm

MC: *sneaking around Lucio’s wing* Da-na na-na na-na na-na, GOAT MAN! Da-na na-na na-na na-na GOAT MAN!

Lucio: Please stop. I haven’t slept for three days.

The avengers age of ultron GAG REEL

𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝 ; an anthology

zoro roronoa x reader ; snippets of increasingly romantic moments between you and the swordsman as you journey with the straw hats.

𝐑𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝, 𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭

❤︎ — the growing tension between you and zoro is boiling under the surface at the party of your latest victory. WC : 5.2k

𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞

❤︎ — another day, another celebration with the straw hats but this time, the truth begins to creep out as zoro begins to let loose.

𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐰’𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐬𝐭

❤︎ — the ghost of your first kiss rests on your lips, but you’re not the only one feeling haunted by it.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

❤︎ — punk hazard left a chill running down your spine and your favorite swordsman is always right by your side, silent yet sure.

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐔𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝

❤︎ — injuries, no matter how big or small, always require the upmost care. at least, that’s what zoro tells himself as he takes his time bandaging you up.

𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝

❤︎ — the air is lighter and easier to breathe as you make your way to zou to reunite with the rest of the crew, but zoro seems eager for something else.

𝐀𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐚

❤︎ — being undercover in wano means committing to your roles to avoid suspicion at all costs, something you can use to your advantage.

𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦

❤︎ — after the events of wano take place, you and zoro find yourselves having a slow morning filled with thoughts of your future. WC : 1.3k

more may be added to this !

He's so handsome and such a sweet sweet man with such a pure soul.

I'm gonna *extended censor beeping sounds lasting approximately four hours* and that's just the first round.

Hozier anon, I need more about virgin Zoro please, I crave it like the sun

anything for you beloved <3

before he met you, zoro had a practically non-existant sex drive. none of his masculinity is tied up in how many people he can get in his bed and why would it be? his identity starts and ends with the swords strapped to his waist. they’re all he needs.

and then, there’s you.

he has no fucking clue what to do with you and your sudden presence in his life. you and your smiles and your quiet patience with him. but zoro isn’t one to turn and flee from the unknown. so when you invite him back to your room one night he follows, spine straight and steps sure.

and yet all the confidence he’s wrapped himself up in does nothing to guide him when he’s knelt on the bed between your spread legs, staring openly at where you’re wet and aching. for him.

zoro grits his teeth, a thousand questions trapped behind them. what he should do and how he should touch you and fuck, what did he do to get you like this already?

“show me,” he finally settles on and zoro waits until your eyes meet before he says, “show me how you like it. show me how you want me to fuck you.”

because when zoro commits himself to learning something, he’ll only obey the best and nobody knows your body better than you do. he’ll listen to every word you say, watch you rub your pretty clit and stretch yourself open for him all so that one day, he can fuck you dumb without you having to lift a finger for your pleasure.