Harry: It’s too dark, I can’t see anything.
Eggsy: Don’t worry, Harry. I got this.
Eggsy: *stomps foot*
Eggsy: *Adidas lights up*
Merthur really have it all huh. King and lionheart dynamic. Fucking hate at first sight then speedrun to trying to die for the other. Slow burn? Never heard of her. One of them wears gloves and one doesn't and I'm not even gonna bother to explain why that is top fucking tier. Lies and secrets that could bring about the doom of the kingdom. Obviously adore each other but will actually fucking die before saying it with actual words. The prince is a gigantic asshole who doesn't know how to show care or ask for attention like a person who had healthy emotional development as a child and oscillates between pulling pigtails and acting like an over-eager puppy or both at the same time. Domesticity levels previously unheard of. They canonically wear each other's clothes. One of them makes up words and the other promptly starts using them. Both are extremely into the other's specific brand of dumbassery. Their love language is fucking playing together. "I don't want you to change" fuck this fuck everything
the history book on the shelf is always repeating itself
Hold the fuck up I only just fucking noticed the laced up sleeves so he can have free movement while fighting without tearing his coat but also so he can somehow be more of a slut like literally inventing new ways to be sexy are you fucking kidding me
// Xiao XingChen & Song Lan
*fallen celestial star boi & the random hooman who picked him up AU (´・ω・`)
(o゜▽゜)o☆✨
Lawlu at its rawest
I came aross the best illustration from the cruise arc so now you all must bare witness to its magnificence.
Slay
Hualian / Wangxian
Wallpapers ⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆
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Actual roman epitaph for a dog
i strongly believe that in any universe modern or otherwise lwj uses lan xichen as a kind of confessional like a catholic priest. he literally comes into lan xichen's room at four pm precisely because that's the scheduled time that he allows himself to share an Emotion with his brother and sits down and says in a distinctly monotone yet perfectly recognisably anguished tone 'brother i have sinned' and lan xichen sighs very quietly because he doesn't want to hurt his brother's feelings and puts down his pen and says 'is this about wei wuxian' very gently and Lan Wangji is like 'mn' because it has never once Not been about wei wuxian. and then he says something that is Kind Of Weird, But Still Not A Sin like 'he fell asleep when we were studying and i watched his ribcage moving up and down for thirty eight minutes until he choked on nothing and woke himself up; am i evil' and once again lan xichen will kind of not-sigh in a way that makes it very obvious that in all other ways except physical he Is, Indeed, Sighing and has to reassure the most rigidly distraught younger brother in the history of mankind that what he is suffering from is in fact a malady known colloquially as a crush
Some might say he didn’t take the news well