Noah Schnapp : I Think Wills Sexuality Is Up To Audience Interpretation

flightless bird my ass, this bird fly as hell

Weird ass Vance head cannons

Oh girl- he probably like pinball more than you 💀/j

Nah but fr hes not going to give up pinball just for you if you want to come watch him play he's okay with that just don't fuck him up when he's trying to beat his high score

He would be like really protective of you but not to an excessive point he doesn't really like pda

If you're on your period I pray for you because this boy does not know what to do he'd probably be that one dude to send you "ayo what size is yo pussy"but it's fine because he still comes back with the right stuff (he would probably yell at anyone if they ask him if he needs help💀)

Idk why but I'm getting mater from cars vibes from him 💀

He probably wouldn't cuddle or do any of that shit with you maybe on special occasions but wouldn't just do it to do it

He has a burning hatred towards elfs idk why he just looks like he'd hate them

I'm not sure how old he is but I'm going to say he's around probably 15 or 16 and he probably has a car he has so many speeding tickets istg(he's gotta get to his sexy pinball machine 😻😻)

Ok so like this is my first writing thing on here so sorry if it's dogshit😭

Anyways send request and please don't point out any typing errors

thought about how embarrassing it is to be attracted to a small alcoholic pixel man with blue chickens today. disappointed in myself.

Okay so I’ve seen The Black Phone 37 times since it came out, I literally know every single line of dialogue off the top of my head. I’ve read the book and seen a ton of cast interviews, AND I STILL CANT FIGURE OUT WHY YA’LL ARE IN LOVE WITH A LITERAL CHILD MOLESTER AND SERIAL KIDNAPPER/KILLER. HE IS NOT THE SAME TYPE OF FICTIONAL KILLER AS GHOSTFACE OR OTHER “HOT” KILLERS. HE MOLESTED CHILDREN. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YA’LL.

Farmer at 3am nudging Shane awake: Hey, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Shane disoriented from sleep: Wtf no

robin: you’ve got to get out of here, Finney, for your own sake

finney: no….I’m not strong enough….

robin: okay, fine. do it for MY sake

finney: 

Stardew valley gives me so much joy. I just spent my entire day (8am to 9pm -ish) sitting in front of my computer, getting happy about befriending fictional characters, planting fictional crops, and fishing for fictional fish. Best part, I don't regret a moment of it.

This photo is so funny to me like yeah George it's time you taste your own medicine

I feel like steve would say “ and hit ‘em with the ol' razzle dazzle. ” cause he's a fucking dweeb.

the realest experience of second-hand embarrassment while reading fanfiction