Blood Sticks, Sweat Drips Break The Lock If It Don't Fit A Kick In The Teeth Is Good For Some A Kiss

nearly every character pedro pascal plays is like a charismatic intimidating figure with some sort of skill in combat meanwhile every photo i see of that man irl has this energy 

Roomba literally just sitting in a tub of water while Pepe holds down her towel.

My brain when I’m in front of a blank page: I cannot write. I have never seen a word in my entire life. What the fuck even is a sentence?

My brain while I’m trying to fall asleep: I have ascended and become a literary god. I will now paint you a vivid daydream using the best descriptors and words that flow like fresh rainwater. Bet you wish you could write this all down, huh? Bet you’ll forget in the morning, huh? Bitch.

40+20=60, 8+7=15, 60+15= 75

no carry on 

two types of siblings

Just doing my civic duty here.

^ Yup, same

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.