UPDATE TREE TRUNKS DIDN'T DIE FROM YAY

All these puns are so punny that I think I might die and that would be a puntastrophe

deeply weird that you can realize "oh actually this socially constructed gender fits my internal identity better than the socially constructed gender I was assigned by default" and people will be like "no u can't do that, you've got the wrong organs"

Rocky horror picture show makes me want to see men in corsets more then I ever knew I needed to see

Ha I barely speak two meaning I'm barely better

do you speak any languages besides english or are you boring

Fuck off I’m not boring I’m just American. You learn MY language not the other way around EEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Live your dreams dude

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!

I'd like to think this is a weird sort of roundabout way the circus came to be

I'm very very insanely sad now

I thought you could just type green and it turned into the the color green then found out you have to go and change the color yourself

Hey guys, cool new trick i found

Green

Imagine going two nights in a row staying up past midnight past 2am and till 5am to only sleep at 6am and the next day you get only hours asleep and go back to sleeping around one as scheduled wtf ....I switch around too much

Like how much

Guys i have to get my blood drawn tomorrow what do i do