Thank God

happy 34th birthday Good Omens <3

I'm wondering how they would react if the check marks turn into crabs

bought the tumblr checkmarks out of impulse

Rocky horror picture show makes me want to see men in corsets more then I ever knew I needed to see

I love Photoshop class

Best thing about this is that my name is Sam so I can send this to people when I'm upset

Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"

All these puns are so punny that I think I might die and that would be a puntastrophe

deeply weird that you can realize "oh actually this socially constructed gender fits my internal identity better than the socially constructed gender I was assigned by default" and people will be like "no u can't do that, you've got the wrong organs"

2500 likes!

WTF TREEE TRUNKS DIE FROM HER APPLE NOO

Wtfff whyyhy

I wanna cry broo

Imagine going two nights in a row staying up past midnight past 2am and till 5am to only sleep at 6am and the next day you get only hours asleep and go back to sleeping around one as scheduled wtf ....I switch around too much