That Little White Dude Was Like Runny Eggs Give Me An Upset Tummy And Proceeded To Consume The Body Fluids

Now let me jump on each of their laps

EBON ON THE TV MY WIFE ON THE TV ARE WE SEEING THIS ARE WE WATCHING THE GOLDEN GLOBES

I love you ciabatta, I love you injera, I love you tortillas, I love you naan, I love you bagels, I love you pita, I love you fried dough, I love you scallion pancakes, I love you rice balls, I love you zucchini bread,  I love you cinnamon buns, I love you pumpernickel & rye & sourdough, I love you biscuits, I love you english muffins, I love you french toast, I love you papad, I love you noodles, I love you dough

men

hamzah patreon dump for all the poor people pt 2

at first i was like mm carmen / jeremy / lip as a joke...

but guys i don't think i'm joking anymore..

what will you do when the time comes

Girls be like ‘this is my comfort song’ and it’s the most emotional self destructive pining you’ve ever heard

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