Poseidon: You're Offered 5,000 Dollars, But If You Accept, Then The Person You Hate The Most In The World

'ello 'ello 'ello it's me again ive just come here to look for sth

“Percy Jackson is a POWERFUL demigod. FORBIDDEN even. he is a DanGEr and a menace”

Percy, the moment he sees the Oracle: *worst voice crack imaginable* h i

Hes mentally so me wtf

i love how most of promo materials for s2 are showing Crowley just really going through it like he is unemployed he is living in his car he is going through existential crisis he gets jumpscared by naked archangel he is still pining for his best friend he has a very dramatic and very public emotional breakdown... my guy just can't catch a break huh

that's very jane austen of them

#i live there

Humans beat him to it AGAIN!!!!

Twitter doesn't work for me at the moment and I know who's responsible :D

(also I am pretty sure that 10 min after he caused it he remembered he needed to do something on twitter :D)

a little picnic for jason's birthday

How to Ground your demon 🐍🧡

I laugh every single time

act normal act normal act normal,,,

can't wait to third-wheel aziraphale and crowley on july 28