“Derek Died” Ok, Fine, I Can Deal With That (lying But That’s Just Details)

Seven years after, I see you again 😚

Exposed

So i was going out with my firneds and was saying bye to my mom before i left. Mind you but I'm pansexual and i haven't come out to her. So she looks at and was like no boys. Ok that's fine. And right as I'm about leave the house she yells and no girls

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BITCHWHATBDBDJFBEIDDJ

i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Parkner Headcanons cuz I’m perpetually in love

I imagine Harley flirting incessantly w Pete but he’s just an oblivious little bitch, hence the relationship status 🤧

My ig - teddytheartist 💕

show, don't tell:

anticipation - bouncing legs - darting eyes - breathing deeply - useless / mindless tasks - eyes on the clock - checking and re-checking

frustration - grumbling - heavy footsteps - hot flush - narrowed eyes - pointing fingers - pacing / stomping

sadness - eyes filling up with tears - blinking quickly - hiccuped breaths - face turned away - red / burning cheeks - short sentences with gulps

happiness - smiling / cheeks hurting - animated - chest hurts from laughing - rapid movements - eye contact - quick speaking

boredom - complaining - sighing - grumbling - pacing - leg bouncing - picking at nails

fear - quick heartbeat - shaking / clammy hands - pinching self - tuck away - closing eyes - clenched hands

disappointment - no eye contact - hard swallow - clenched hands - tears, occasionally - mhm-hmm

tiredness - spacing out - eyes closing - nodding head absently - long sighs - no eye contact - grim smile

confidence - prolonged eye contact - appreciates instead of apologizing - active listening - shoulders back - micro reactions

Only for fun, Super Asgardian Bros are back. Loki doing pranks and using  his brother Balder to scape from the wrath of Thor.

kinky doom prophet...

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing