Couldn't Have Put It Better

deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I have some very important information that I need the world to know about.

disclosing this information will get me in some huge trouble with Big Butterknife but I am shouldering that burden to get this information to you.

You can use Back of Spoon instead of Butter Knife.

it spreads peanut butter, cream cheese, jelly, and all sorts of things just as well as Butter Knife.

I hope this information finds you well. take care

In Nosferatu (2024), Willem Dafoe plays the eccentric professor Von Franz, who has embraced discredited superstitious practices like listening to women

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway does make some good points

people don't like love, they like that flittery flirty feeling. they don't love love, love is sacrificial, love is emotive, they all just love the idea of love!

lions are very mean and like jellyfish