Missalexgreenturtle - Seasons, Teaching, And Adventures

"Announcement of new required class for first years. Magical Wandmaking and Woodworking. Wandmaking will be respected. There is no 'wand chooses the wizard' nonsense. We will go into forbidden forest and find our wand branches. The wand is worked by you and will be part of you. No excess necessary. Once you make one you may begin other magical woodcrafts. Magical trunks, vanishing cabinets, and even intricate head adornments such as diadems. Assistant Professor Dryad Knope will help in all forest procurements and paperwork. End of announcement."

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

Persian Love Cookies | Buttermilk by Sam 

Because it is already AUGUST!!! You might be thinking “oh shitballs, it’s nearly halloween!” So here is a huge big post with a long list of resources!!

DIY Decorations

Eyeballs in a Tree

Window Silhouettes

Various Decorations

Outdoor (or indoor) Ghost

Balloon Ghosts

More Window Silhouettes

(admittedly complicated, but still cool) Tombstone

Another Tombstone

Tombstone That Isn’t Styrofoam

Different Balloon Ghosts

Snacks

Inside-out Caramel apples** (But you could easily leave the nuts out)

Jack O’lantern Cookies

Pumpkin Bars

Spider Cookies**

Blood Spatter Cookies

Pumpkin Pie Cinnamon Rolls

Pumpkin Pie Smoothie

Pumpkin Sugar Cookies

Fizzy Sherbet

Pizza Roll-ups

** Beware of nuts

Drinks

Blood Floats*

Orange Cocktail*

Black Magic Martini*

Hot Buttered Rum Pumpkin Chai*

Candy Corn Milkshakes

Gingersnap Pumpkin Milkshake

Apple Cider Floats

Gummy Worm Slushy

4 non-alcoholic drink recipes

Peanutbutter shake**

Apple Cinnamon Sangria*

Apple-Cinnamon Baja Panties

Skull ice-cubes

* Beware of alcohol

** Beware of Nuts

Costume Makeup Tutorials

Cheshire Cat

Different Cheshire Cat

Yet Another Cheshire Cat (I am, after all, the Cheshire Chloé)

Half-skull Face

Hooked Mermaid

Really Cool Avant Garde Splatter Thing (it’s awesome)

Popart/Comic style Zombie (Zombae)

Comicbook Girl

Comic Style Harley Quinn

Suicide Squad style Harley Quinn

Poison Ivy (In case you and your girlfriend wanna go as Harley and Ivy)

Frostbitten Elsa from Frozen

Broken Doll

Creepy Mouth Thing (Super Freaky)

Fox Makeup (Your computer isn’t broken, this video has no sound)

Another Fox (for jadilovescheesetoast​)

You may have noticed that many videos were by Madeyewlook

And a lot of these videos were by Glam&Gore (Mykie is the best I love her so much!)

Costume Part How-To’s

Some Cool Fairy/Dragon/Angel Wings

Cellophane Wings

Horns

Tiny Top Hat

Peter Pan’s Shadow Costume

Spoopy Halloween Music

The Time Warp (this one is my FAV)

Shia Labeouf

Ghostbusters!

Halloween

Monster Mash

This is Halloween

Zombie Apocalypse (this is by my fav band)

Remains of The Day

The Cell Block Tango

Monster

Skeleton Song

Witch

I Put a Spell On You

Witchy Woman

Somebody’s Watching Me

Werewolves Of London

Season of The Witch

Just Some Spooky Dungeon Background Noises (for if you don’t want music but you don’t want silence)

Halloweenish Fonts

Evilz by N+

Mothman by David Kerkhoff

A Lolita Scorned by AngeliQ

YouMurderer by Blambot

Zombie Haulocast by Sinister fonts

Gypsy Curse by Sinister fonts

JJ Pumpkins by Jeri Ingalls

Other Masterposts

Pumpkin Flavoured Things

Halloween Treats

One similar to this (includes movies)

Halloween Drinks

Another General Masterpost

Just like to thank jadilovescheesetoast for helping me find some of these cool things, and for hosting the halloween party with me again this year! I can’t wait!!! If you’ve not been credited properly in the links please let me know! :P Also, let me know if any links are broken!! xoxo

McGonagall always kinda had respect for these three as much as she didn’t show it majority of the time, I’m sure of it

Snowflake Pepper Cookies » Fork & Flower

Y’all, I’m over here DYING cuz Google suggested me this article about the crisis of backyard chicken keepers– which is that they love having chickens so much that they keep getting more, and then don’t know what to do with all the eggs.

Which I can see how this would be a problem, but it’s just so funny to me because they had interviewed this one guy who started off with 3 chickens, and then kept adding more and more, and eventually started donating the eggs to a local food bank, and at the end of the year when they wrote him a tax receipt, he discovered he’d donated over 400 dozen eggs.

Seriously, it was a whole article talking very seriously about how people are so into chickens that they just keep collecting them like pokemon and then have to “scramble” (their words not mine) to get rid of the eggs, because they weren’t even thinking of egg production, they just loved having chickens.

And while I may be over here laughing a bit too hard, honestly? Big Mood.

Hey guys, I finally got some stuff together to have a giveaway! As the summer drags on, I find myself longing for the crisp fall weather. I’m sure you feel the same!

The giveaway includes: - the two infinity scarves pictured - a CandleLite Pumpkin Nutmeg Candle (smells soooo good) - a Yankee Candle Trick or Treat tart - a tiny Candy Corn candle - a plain black mug and a box of Starbucks Marshmallow Hot Chocolate - two types of treats of your choice (within reason) Biscottis, candies, etc. (you don’t have to pick the ones pictured) - a cute candy corn jar for your treats!

Rules: you must be following me and you have to reblog this post. Feel free to reblog as many times as you want, just don’t spam your followers! I will ship anywhere in or out of the United States. You have to be comfortable giving me your address. The winner will be chosen randomly on August 31st, no giveaway blogs please!

Feel free to message me with any questions!

Homemade Naan

Daniel Gerhartz