Tbh I Never Understood Why The Term “thunder Thighs” Is Supposed To Be Derogatory, It Sounds Like

Tbh I never understood why the term “thunder thighs” is supposed to be derogatory, it sounds like I am a terrifying weather goddess

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9 years ago
Harry Potter’s Butter Beer Recipe!

Harry Potter’s Butter Beer Recipe!

Ingredients: 1 can of cold cream soda ¾ tbsp of caramel syrup  whipped cream

Pour the cream soda into a large glass mug  Mix with caramel syrup (Stir well) Top with whipped cream 

1 year ago

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

9 years ago

Daycare Conversations #29

*Little Girl has found a caterpillar and is worried he might get hurt*

Me: *putting him in a flower pot* "There, now he's safe."

Little Girl: "So now the wolves won't eat him?"

Me: "…Yes, now the wolves won't eat him."

9 years ago

Tag Masterlist!

For mobile users.

This is the masterlist of all of the tags that I use! I will be adding to it as needed.

Tags

Fall

Autumn

Halloween

Winter

Inside

Indoors

Outside

Outdoors

Girls

Guys

Couples

Outfits

Boots

Shoes

House

Road

Decorations

DIY

Food

Drinks

Pumpkins

Jack-o-lanterns

Candles

Scarecrows

Orange

Red

Yellow

Brown

Black

White

Green

Leaves

Fallen Leaves

Trees

Forest

Scenery

Animals

Black Cats

Fire

Books

Cozy

Spooky

Ghosts

An Essence of Autumn

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1 year ago
Italian Easter Cookies/Piricchittus

Italian Easter Cookies/Piricchittus

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Is this how you roll?

8 years ago

Get it..

honey production does hurt the bees. the honey stolen is replaced with a toxic synthetic sugar substance which isn't healthy for them. honey isn't for humans to steal, please educate yourself.

Arright, sit down, you’re about to get some knowledge dropped on you by somebody with beekeepers and meadmakers in the family.

The “toxic synthetic sugar substance” you’re referring to? Is sugar water. Literally SUGAR and WATER. There’s nothing synthetic about it. And the bees only rarely need a LITTLE bit of sugar water to help them get through, because if they’re provided with enough nectar, bees will make a shit-ton of honey. Most hives generate more honey than they can ever use.

And when a hive starts getting too full, the bees may swarm and try to go find a new place to live. Do you know what happens to a more than three-quarters of swarms that leave their hive? THEY DIE. Yup. Either they can’t find a new hive, or they run into predators, or they wind up landing somewhere that humans don’t want them and then exterminators get called.

So removing a few frames from the hive, taking out the wax and the honey, and replacing them for the bees to fill with new comb and honey and larvae is actually GOOD for the hive. The bees stay busy, they’ve got frames to fill, the queen doesn’t feel the need to go anywhere, and their human buddies can help keep them safe from natural predators and pesticides.

The mutually-beneficial relationship between humans and bees has existed for literally thousands of years. People keep hives, bees pollinate crops and make honey, people harvest the honey, the bees get extra protection and can happily buzz away keeping the plants healthy and making more sweet sugary goo.

Honeybees are an endangered species. If they die, not only does your vegan diet become completely impossible, but the entire planet is royally fucked.

And do you know who’s doing more than anybody else to keep them alive and make sure we don’t all starve?

BEEKEEPERS. And they treat those bees like their own damn children. They’re not going to feed them toxins or “steal” all their food, they want the bees to be happy and healthy and THRIVING.

Being vegan is absolutely fine, but don’t go trying to tell other people how to eat and don’t sound off on shit until YOU educate YOURSELF. Try talking to an actual beekeeper sometime. Or at the very least, read an article by a beekeeper instead of relying on someone else’s scare tactics.

9 years ago

This looks like my girl

Basel Wants To Wish Everyone A Happy #nationaldogday In This Flashback From Last Fall. #dachshund

Basel wants to wish everyone a happy #nationaldogday in this flashback from last fall. #dachshund

6 years ago
These Are The “test” Candles For Fall 2018 At Bath And Body Works!  1. Crisp Morning Air: Crisp
These Are The “test” Candles For Fall 2018 At Bath And Body Works!  1. Crisp Morning Air: Crisp
These Are The “test” Candles For Fall 2018 At Bath And Body Works!  1. Crisp Morning Air: Crisp
These Are The “test” Candles For Fall 2018 At Bath And Body Works!  1. Crisp Morning Air: Crisp
These Are The “test” Candles For Fall 2018 At Bath And Body Works!  1. Crisp Morning Air: Crisp
These Are The “test” Candles For Fall 2018 At Bath And Body Works!  1. Crisp Morning Air: Crisp
These Are The “test” Candles For Fall 2018 At Bath And Body Works!  1. Crisp Morning Air: Crisp
These Are The “test” Candles For Fall 2018 At Bath And Body Works!  1. Crisp Morning Air: Crisp
These Are The “test” Candles For Fall 2018 At Bath And Body Works!  1. Crisp Morning Air: Crisp
These Are The “test” Candles For Fall 2018 At Bath And Body Works!  1. Crisp Morning Air: Crisp

These are the “test” candles for fall 2018 at bath and body works!  1. Crisp Morning Air: crisp fall breeze, white oak, golden amber wood, saffron, soft sandalwood 2. Harvest Gathering: fresh picked apples, autumn berries, clove buds 3. Marshmallow Fireside: toasted marshmallow, smoldering woods, fire roasted vanilla, crystalized amber 4. Pumpkin Patch: bright orange pumpkin, autumn spice blend, rich molasses 5. Caramel Apple: granny smith apple, warm golden caramel, cinnamon vanilla cream 6. Sweater Weather: fresh sage, juniper berry, aromatic eucalyptus, fresh woods 7. All You Need is Fall (Flannel): fresh bergamot, heirloom mahogany, soft musk 8. Cranberry Woods: tart cranberry, cinnamon bark, forest cedar, golden amber 9. Harvest Blooms: pumpkin blossoms, vanilla orchid, nutmeg spice 10. The Perfect Autumn: fresh cranberry, spiced pumpkin, crisp apple, rich clove

CREDIT: _ScentsGalore ON INSTAGRAM! Follow for more updates!

2 years ago

Fairy Tale Spells by Bree NicGarran

Fairy tales have always been with us. Apart from teaching moral lessons and practical cautions, they remain a source of wonder and inspiration that persists even in a modern age dominated by technology.

There is magic in these tales as well - spells and charms that aid the worthy and conquer obstacles, heal the ailing and bring wealth to the poor, thwart the wicked and exact terrible revenge, or grant someone their hearts' desire and make their dearest wishes come true.

I have created over a hundred such spells, inspired by the tales recorded by the Brothers Grimm and the folklore collected by Andrew Lang. One volume was published back in 2017 and another is forthcoming. If you're curious (and maybe a little bit daring), here are some previews of the spells to be found in the pages of The Sisters Grimmoire.

After all, who couldn’t use a bit of Happily Ever After?

The Sisters Grimmoire, Vol. I

A Bellyful of Stones - A curse to punish the greedy.

Roughskin - To protect and disguise oneself from those who mean to harm you.

Table of Plenty - To obtain needed money or provisions.

The Red Flower - For removing enchantment.

The Sorrow Pot - To relieve your sorrows and bring justice for a grievance.

The Wall of Thorns - To protect one’s home and property.

The Sisters Grimmoire, Vol. II (forthcoming)

Make Sure You Lock Up - To set your household wards when you lock your front door.

The Ferryman's Curse - To curse another with the problems that plague your own life.

The Shining Web - To repel trouble from the home.

You can find more spells from The Sisters Grimmoire, Vol. I and potion and powder recipes from Pestlework by checking out the mid-month minisodes of Hex Positive, available on your favorite podcast platform.

All of my titles can be found on Amazon or ordered from the Willow Wings Witch Shop. (If you'd like to see them in your local witch shop, feel free to give the proprietor my contact information!)

If you're enjoying my content, please feel free to drop a little something in the tip jar! 😊

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