This Is How I Relate To The World.

This is how I relate to the world.

“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”

— Jane Austen, Jane Austen’s Letters (via books-n-quotes)

More Posts from Missalexgreenturtle and Others

9 years ago
Because It Is Already AUGUST!!! You Might Be Thinking “oh Shitballs, It’s Nearly Halloween!” So

Because it is already AUGUST!!! You might be thinking “oh shitballs, it’s nearly halloween!” So here is a huge big post with a long list of resources!!

DIY Decorations

Eyeballs in a Tree

Window Silhouettes

Various Decorations

Outdoor (or indoor) Ghost

Balloon Ghosts

More Window Silhouettes

(admittedly complicated, but still cool) Tombstone

Another Tombstone

Tombstone That Isn’t Styrofoam

Different Balloon Ghosts

Snacks

Inside-out Caramel apples** (But you could easily leave the nuts out)

Jack O’lantern Cookies

Pumpkin Bars

Spider Cookies**

Blood Spatter Cookies

Pumpkin Pie Cinnamon Rolls

Pumpkin Pie Smoothie

Pumpkin Sugar Cookies

Fizzy Sherbet

Pizza Roll-ups

** Beware of nuts

Drinks

Blood Floats*

Orange Cocktail*

Black Magic Martini*

Hot Buttered Rum Pumpkin Chai*

Candy Corn Milkshakes

Gingersnap Pumpkin Milkshake

Apple Cider Floats

Gummy Worm Slushy

4 non-alcoholic drink recipes

Peanutbutter shake**

Apple Cinnamon Sangria*

Apple-Cinnamon Baja Panties

Skull ice-cubes

* Beware of alcohol

** Beware of Nuts

Costume Makeup Tutorials

Cheshire Cat

Different Cheshire Cat

Yet Another Cheshire Cat (I am, after all, the Cheshire Chloé)

Half-skull Face

Hooked Mermaid

Really Cool Avant Garde Splatter Thing (it’s awesome)

Popart/Comic style Zombie (Zombae)

Comicbook Girl

Comic Style Harley Quinn

Suicide Squad style Harley Quinn

Poison Ivy (In case you and your girlfriend wanna go as Harley and Ivy)

Frostbitten Elsa from Frozen

Broken Doll

Creepy Mouth Thing (Super Freaky)

Fox Makeup (Your computer isn’t broken, this video has no sound)

Another Fox (for jadilovescheesetoast​)

You may have noticed that many videos were by Madeyewlook

And a lot of these videos were by Glam&Gore (Mykie is the best I love her so much!)

Costume Part How-To’s

Some Cool Fairy/Dragon/Angel Wings

Cellophane Wings

Horns

Tiny Top Hat

Peter Pan’s Shadow Costume

Spoopy Halloween Music

The Time Warp (this one is my FAV)

Shia Labeouf

Ghostbusters!

Halloween

Monster Mash

This is Halloween

Zombie Apocalypse (this is by my fav band)

Remains of The Day

The Cell Block Tango

Monster

Skeleton Song

Witch

I Put a Spell On You

Witchy Woman

Somebody’s Watching Me

Werewolves Of London

Season of The Witch

Just Some Spooky Dungeon Background Noises (for if you don’t want music but you don’t want silence)

Halloweenish Fonts

Evilz by N+

Mothman by David Kerkhoff

A Lolita Scorned by AngeliQ

YouMurderer by Blambot

Zombie Haulocast by Sinister fonts

Gypsy Curse by Sinister fonts

JJ Pumpkins by Jeri Ingalls

Other Masterposts

Pumpkin Flavoured Things

Halloween Treats

One similar to this (includes movies)

Halloween Drinks

Another General Masterpost

Just like to thank jadilovescheesetoast for helping me find some of these cool things, and for hosting the halloween party with me again this year! I can’t wait!!! If you’ve not been credited properly in the links please let me know! :P Also, let me know if any links are broken!! xoxo

9 years ago

talk street magic to me

drawing power from the metro lines

illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run

plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens

elementary kids learning basic sigils on the playground

wixen taking a while to key into the magic in new cities when they move

alchemists dealing on the side to support their experiments

middleschoolers making friendship talismans and amulets for everyone

numerologists who’ll do your math homework for $5 or divine your fortune for $10

kids mass-texting luck and speed spells when their parties get broken up by the cops

4 years ago

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

3 years ago

Reviving the Witchcraft Community

Due to basically everyone leaving tumblr for one reason or another, my dash has died and that makes me really sad

If you post anything related to witchcraft (examples below) in any way, please like or reblog this post so I can find you and follow you.

THIS POST WAS WRITTEN ON THE 21ST OF JANUARY, 2020. PLEASE HELP ME REVIVE THE ONLINE WITCH COMMUNITY

If you post anything relating to:

Your practice

Grimoire inspiration

Grimoire pictures

Altarspaces

Altar inspiration

Scrapbooking related to the craft

Pressed flowers

Herbalism

Spellwork

Spells

Spells jars

Sigils

Enchantments

Charms

Glamours

Witch bags

Mojo bags

Wildcrafting

Foraging

Candle magic

Divination of any kind

Recipes for kitchen witchcraft

Or anything else that you consider part of your personal practice

ESPECIALLY ORIGINAL CONTENT

Please, once again, like or reblog this post so I can revive my dash and start working on reviving the community as a whole

This post was written on the 21st of January, 2020.

8 years ago

Charging Sigils

This is from sigilathenaeum’s page and I in no way claim it as my own. 

Earth: grounding, centering, nature, growth, life, creation, birth, fertility, health, the physical body, prosperity, money, savings, career, job, employment, business, maturity, age, boundaries, protection, home, family, trust, stability, reliability, practicality, strength, calm,

Air: voice, speech, eloquence, communication, intellect, memory, knowledge, information, education, school, song, music, youth, freedom, astral travel, mental power, divination, spirituality, finding lost things, happiness, joy, laughter, fairies, fae,

Fire: passion, desire, love, sex, sexuality, romance, protection (but with a kick), banishing, energy, inspiration, motivation, competition, athleticism, strength, empowerment,  ego, success, leadership, courage, bravery, anger, power, destruction, purification,

Water: fluidity, flexibility, change, adaptability, intuition, maturity, rebirth, renewal, mental health, emotions, sadness, dreams, sleep, psychic powers, travel, cleansing, beauty, appearance, healing, menstruation,

Sunlight: clarity, understanding, finding, truth, sight, vision, learning, school, education divination, confidence, happiness, mental health, anti-depressant, beauty, clear skin, perfection, talent, glory, prosperity, friendship,

Moonlight: dreams, sleep, astral travel, clairvoyance, potential, prophecy, mystery, secrets, love, menstruation,

Music: musical instruments, singing, dance, art, emotions, creativity, mix and match! (match the music to the intent: lullabies for sleep and dreams, love songs for relationships, etc.)

Personal Energy: confidence, anti-anxiety, self-love, self-harm, personal characteristics, anything personal,

1 year ago
There Is Easy Low Hanging Fruit Here, Especially About The US And Salty Tea. And I'm So SO Tempted.

There is easy low hanging fruit here, especially about the US and salty tea. And I'm so SO tempted.

But also I'm super in to tea and I'm bored.

The perfect cup of tea is how you want to drink it, and if you do not LIKE tea then drinking it a different way, or a different kind of tea, vastly changes it.

A pinch of salt makes things less bitter, this trick also works with coffee. But other things that affect taste are tempriture, length of time it brews, where the tea was grown, the climate, the soil, and how big the leaves are. Some of the cheapest tea has little more than dust in the tea bag while more expensive teas you will notice have more structure to the leaves.

Tea brewed in colder tempeitures needs longer and creates a different taste. It may require more tea to get the specific flavour you want, and generally it is less bitter for it. Similar thing to spices where if you cook them, use them hot, toast them first, etc, you get a different set of flavours to using them cold.

Like wine, tea can have lots of flavour profiles and colours. Assam for example is very dark, malty, and strong, it can get quite bitter. Ceylon is much lighter. Darjeeling is good with lemon, but Assam is better with milk, in my humble opinion. Lapsang Sushong is very smokey. Earl Grey

Most people will drink a mix. English breakfast is usually a mix of Assam, Ceylon, and Kenyan. Earl Grey is flavoured with bergamot.

White, green, and black tea all come from the same plant, just different parts of it, treated differently. Black tea can take a higher tempriture, but boiling water on green and white tea will scorch the leaves and make it very bitter. Agitating the tea can also have this effect as it releases more tannin.

As a general rule there is a tea for everyone, and a way to drink it that you will enjoy, whether that's hot, cold, mixing it with spices, flavourings, fruit, milk, sugar, lemon, and yes, even a pinch of salt.

I would not, however, recommend tea that has been in the Boston harbour.

4 years ago

I want to do this at the new year and see what I can take people up on.

• Ask Your Friends To Teach You Something New •
• Ask Your Friends To Teach You Something New •
• Ask Your Friends To Teach You Something New •
• Ask Your Friends To Teach You Something New •
• Ask Your Friends To Teach You Something New •
• Ask Your Friends To Teach You Something New •

• ask your friends to teach you something new •

if you follow me, you may know that have been making a real effort to actively engage in my own existence - to recognize and do away with the things in my life that do not matter, to work harder, to have higher standards when it comes to the company I keep and what sort of treatment I am going to put up with (see my post Notes to Self). it has been a battle against myself, social media, and my unwillingness to face the feelings that the internet distracts me from, but one I ultimately believe I will win.

I’ve decided that instead of leaving social media completely, I’m going to use it to further my connection with people and hope that it catches on (we’ll see). I asked my facebook friends “what is a skill that you can teach me?” expecting a few jokes and maybe one real reply.

all these people came out of the woodwork; folks I met once or twice and friends I’ve known for years, excitedly offering to teach me skills I did not know they had because I never thought to ask. mending, scrapbooking, dance, CPR, organization techniques, canning, wedding planning, dyeing and spinning wool.

ask your friends what they can teach you.

if, like me, you yearn for connection beyond just shopping trips and movie nights and going out for drinks, just ask. you get to learn (which is knowing), your friend gets to teach (which is sharing), and a real conversation is so valuable.

a friend and I met at her house for a meal and a mending lesson a few weeks ago. we ate together and caught up on lost time while she showed me how to repair the torn sweater I brought from home. there was so much peace - sitting on the living room floor with her and laughing at my crooked stitches. I’ve since mended a pair of my husband’s pants, patched a hole in my dad’s jacket, and gave my dress some stronger buttons.

a crooked stitch still strengthens the cloth. I am that much closer to needing less.

what could you teach me?

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