Take Care: Mothers, Daughters, And Inheriting Self-Hatred, Ella Wilson

"Announcement of new required class for first years. Magical Wandmaking and Woodworking. Wandmaking will be respected. There is no 'wand chooses the wizard' nonsense. We will go into forbidden forest and find our wand branches. The wand is worked by you and will be part of you. No excess necessary. Once you make one you may begin other magical woodcrafts. Magical trunks, vanishing cabinets, and even intricate head adornments such as diadems. Assistant Professor Dryad Knope will help in all forest procurements and paperwork. End of announcement."

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

Slaved away at this for too long…

Personal project - wanted to draw a young witch who accidentally brought her patch of turnips to life. c: 

people talk all the time about “primal instincts” and it’s usually about violence or sexual temptations or something, but your humanity comes with a lot of different stuff that we do without really thinking about, that we do without being told to or prompted to

your average human comes pre-installed with instincts to:

Befriend

Tell story

Make Thing

Investigate

Share knowledge

Laugh

Sing

Dance

Empathize with

Create

we are chalk full of survival instincts that revolve around connecting to others (dog-shaped others, robot-shaped, sometimes even plant-shaped) and making things with our hands

your primal instincts are not bathed in blood- they are layered in people telling stories to each other around a fire over and over and putting devices together through trial and error over and over and reaching for someone and something every moment of the way

Traces of coca and nicotine found in Egyptian mummies - WTF fun facts

Pride and Prejudice summarized by New Girl

Mr. Bennet teasing Mrs. Bennet when she asks him if he’s met Bingley yet

Darcy when he first meets Elizabeth

Mrs. Bennet about sending Jane out on horse back in the rain so she’ll have to stay at Bingley’s house, but she ends up getting sick

Collins showing up and bragging about Lady Catherine DeBourg being his patron

Bingley about Jane when Darcy and Caroline tell him she doesn’t actually love him

The results of Darcy’s first proposal to Elizabeth

Elizabeth after she reads Darcy’s letter

Darcy when he sees Elizabeth again at Pemberley

Lydia running off with Wickham

Darcy proposing to Elizabeth for the 2nd time and saying yes, while the Bennet’s watch in confusion

The 11 Satanic Laws of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

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got that autumn feeling.