Me: Huh I Should Try This

The question is actually: do you never feel like this??? 

Does something ever happen to you and it’s like the smallest most irrelevant little thing but for some reason it means a lot to you and you want to tell it to as many people as possible and explain it in every little detail and you just have to remind yourself that no one cares??

Nah man, the only thing you should use these for is for your crab claws when dancing along to under the sea from the little mermaid 

anyone else out there lacking the romance in their life so much that they have like 10 different rom com scenarios in the head and pick one to continue to fantasize about before they go to sleep? 

If so I really feel ya, fellow unrealistic dreamers

Pro Tips from a procrastinator #5:

Eventually the stress due to panic will go away. That assignment due at midnight you procrastinated on and didn't finish? It's ok, after a while you'll become immune to these things. Finish at 1 am, or just the next day, 10 hours won't make much of a difference to your grade!

That is literally me right now doing my summer work the day before school starts and having to say no to invitations because I need the whole day to work even though I shouldn’t if I just actually sit down and do it

Ravenclaw: I have a lot of stuff to do today.

Gryffindor: Yeah, like what?

Ravenclaw: Well I only have one thing to do today but, I need the whole day to do it in case I keep putting it off.