The Queen And The King

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

Why bother watching Don't Worry Darling when the HOA episode of XFiles already exists (ep 6x15)

Kate and Jack's dynamic pisses me offfff you're both competent individuals why are you regressing to middle school rn

Grown adults wandering around the jungle making the stupidest mistakes and most petty arguments and here I am, watching every minute

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

youre never alone. bacteria

Hey what's a quick hack for when you physically feel yourself getting dumber

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"