X Files Plots Are Sometimes So Funny Like “cave That Makes You Go Real Fast” And “boat That Makes

John Locke and Mr. Eko fully understood the concept of 'match my freak'

DnD is so fun when you barely know how to play and have friends that don't mind you asking stupid questions and you have a few spells/proficiencies to get creative with. Me and my genasi with her mold earth cantrip versus the world (or the earth, more accurately)

(PSA your dm might be chill until the next session they put you in an inorganic environment rendering your default spell utterly useless... Just maybe)

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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It’s their greatest invention as of yet

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

My liege, you cannot execute people for being "vassalslop"

u got games on ur phone?

Michael fake as hell

Hey what's a quick hack for when you physically feel yourself getting dumber