misstabris - last of the classically trained tumblrinas
last of the classically trained tumblrinas

best friend of jeff the killer, a sunday school dropout, and king julien but girl 💚🌻 piper, 19, bisexual, video games, comics, literally almost everything under the sun

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1 year ago

as part of the promo for oppenheimer nolan inspired by an internet meme image decided to let cillian murphy choose three locations on earth to drop nukes on and he picked the buckingham palace three times


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1 year ago
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1 year ago
Nine Inch Nails "Get Fucked" Condom, Promoting Their First Single, "Down In It" In 1989. This Recently
Nine Inch Nails "Get Fucked" Condom, Promoting Their First Single, "Down In It" In 1989. This Recently

Nine Inch Nails "Get Fucked" Condom, promoting their first single, "Down In It" in 1989. This recently sold on eBay and I don't think I've seen higher quality photos so just archiving it here.


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1 year ago
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1 year ago

I think I dislike ‘fuck canon fanon rulez’ takes because time after time I see how boring and predictable fanon is and how often it reinforces racism and misogyny etc. in ways canon never did

and I think having to work around canon and with canon to make something new usually ends up pushing people to make something weirder and cooler


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1 year ago

Retirement Home Rumble: Round 1

Side B

Yellowfang from Warrior Cats, as seen on the cover of Yellowfang's Secret
Grandpa from Stardew Valley. He is laying on his awful bed, holding his letter to you

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

Yellowfang Propaganda:

she's an empath. she was forced to enter a life of religion, celibacy and medicine because she felt others' pain. she was already pregnant when she took her vows of celibacy. two of her three children died at birth. the last one hated her for existing basically and committed war crimes, both by in-universe standards and by the 1949 geneva convention standards. She blinded him and THEN she killed him and also she saved the life of the worst character ever when he was a small baby and died for that. She didn't have a single day of happiness in her life. Please vote for her for a change
Meow
She is super protective of those she holds dear and can really hold her own. 
i dont think she would. i KNOW she would if it were a real battle royale shed beat every seniors ass out there. she killed her son twice because he was an asshole. she died because she got too much smoke in her body otherwise she wouldve continued kicking ass being an elderly medicine cat with an attitute for some more moons.
She is a medicine cat, but that won't stop her from beating you up.
Cat god is on her side. Also she poisons people
* throws warrior cats at you* woo. old fighting cat be upon thee
She is a badass grumpy old cat who will crush you with her words, but can fight as well.

Grandpa Propaganda:

No other person (old or young) has so many weird creative beds. This man can even be his OWN bed. Also if you do all his tasks he gives you a REALLY GOOD ITEM that produces more really good items.
i dont know stardew valley but i like him and his fucked up bed
He was strong enough to sleep on a piece of suspended cardboard for who knows how long 
of fucked up bed fame. i haven’t even played the game
Died :(
If he could withstand that fucked up bed he can withstand anything
His bed is fucked up, let him have this
perhaps not but he could crush his bed
He gives you a farm in a close-knit, walkable community for you to escape crushing corporate life, then returns as a ghost three years later to check in on you and see how you're doing.

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1 year ago

Because OP of that other post was doing a furry RP thing and is having a bad time and now I want to know for real.

Because OP Of That Other Post Was Doing A Furry RP Thing And Is Having A Bad Time And Now I Want To Know

I pulled the options from the notes of the other post so hopefully this one will be more informative.


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1 year ago

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

 “hi Welcome To Mcdonalds What Can I Get For You?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

1 year ago
Anchor, a Minimal Page Pack
Anchor, a Minimal Page Pack
Anchor, a Minimal Page Pack
Anchor, a Minimal Page Pack

anchor, a minimal page pack

portfolio : preview / download network : preview / download about : preview / download navigation : preview / download


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1 year ago
Cherry : Preview / Download

cherry : preview / download

this is a two-column sidebar theme with up to five custom links and an optional updates section with space for three updates. font, font size & post width are customisable, tags & scroll to top are optional, and you can choose between infinite scroll, manual load or regular pagination. 


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