VicAlan Idea

SPOILERS MI LOCO

MY FUCKING GOD SORRY EVERYONE BUT VICTIM IS THE BAD GUY????????

*The group is getting into the car*

wayne: I’m driving.

chosen, out of view: Shotgun!

dark, turning to face chosen: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except chosen: WOAH-

chosen, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

dark: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

chosen, amazed: Wow...

wayne, to chosen: Well what does that mean?

chosen: I don't know.

chosen, to dark: What does that mean?

wayne: chosen, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

chosen: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

wayne: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask dark.

wayne: Tell chosen about the birds and the bees.

dark: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

wayne: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

chosen: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

wayne: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

dark: edible

wayne, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

chosen: Okay

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

wayne: Orange soda, please!

chosen: I'll have the strawberry soda.

dark: Me too, strawberry soda.

wayne:

𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇

wayne: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

chosen: You people already know too much about me.

dark: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

folks if you're wondering i'm using the name wayne referring to y/n and i think its obvious

chosen: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

wayne: We got spring water

chosen: NO.

dark: with EXTRA minerals

wayne: it's like licking a stalagmite

chosen: DON'T COME HOME.

dark: Mmmmm cave water