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wayne: Iโm kind of crushing on someone, but Iโm worried about telling you who it is, because youโre not going to like it
chosen: Just rip the bandage off.
wayne: Itโs dark.
chosen: Put the bandage back on.
wayne: Why are you on the floor?
chosen: I'm depressed.
chosen: Also I was stabbed, can you get dark, please.
wayne: I really like this whole โgood guy, bad guyโ thing you guys have going on.
chosen: Itโs not an act, itโs just that Iโm good and dark isnโt
dark: In your opinion, whatโs the height of stupidity?
chosen: *turning to wayne* How tall are you?
wayne: I know you snuck out last night, chosen.
dark: Play dumb!
chosen: Who's chosen?
dark: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
wayne: You have to apologize to chosen
dark: Fine.
dark: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
dark: Hey chosen,
chosen: Yes?
dark: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while itโs on?
chosen:
chosen: Whereโs wayne?
wayne: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
chosen: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
wayne: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
dark: edible
wayne: Hey, chosen? Can I get some dating advice?
chosen: Just because Iโm with dark doesnโt mean I know how I did it.
wayne: If chosen and I were drowning, who would you save?
dark: You two canโt swim?
chosen: Itโs a hypothetical question, dark! who would you save?
dark: my time and effort.
chosen: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
wayne: We got spring water
chosen: NO.
dark: with EXTRA minerals
wayne: it's like licking a stalagmite
chosen: DON'T COME HOME.
dark: Mmmmm cave water
wayne: I canโt believe you live nearby, and you wonโt let anyone crash at your place.
chosen: You people already know too much about me.
dark: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you wonโt let any of us crash at your place.
folks if you're wondering i'm using the name wayne referring to y/n and i think its obvious
wayne: If you had to choose between chosen and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? dark: That depends, how much money are we taking about? chosen: dark! wayne: 63 cents. dark: I'll take the money. chosen: DARK!!!
wayne, texting chosen: chosen! Help Iโm being kidnapped dark: Where are you? wayne: Iโm with some strange person. In a car. Help. chosen: Iโll call dark. dark, answering their cell: Yโello? chosen: Whereโs wayne? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. dark: wayne? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- dark: dark: Iโll call you back. hangs up dark: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNโT THAT BAD! wayne: WHO ARE YOU?!
wayne: What did you do with dark's body? chosen: What didnโt I do with the body? wayne: chosen: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
wayne: chosen, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
chosen: I donโt know, love you, talk to you later
wayne: Ok, I love you too, Iโll just ask dark.
wayne, negotiating with chosen: We have dark. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
dark: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think Iโm only worth ten thousand dollars?
wayne:
dark: MAKE IT ONE MILLIONโ
wayne: DARK STOP
chosen: While Iโm gone, dark, youโre in charge.
wayne: Yes!!!
chosen, whispering: dark, youโre secretly in charge.
dark: Obviously.
dark: wayne, can I talk to you for a second?
wayne: Yeah, whatโs up? Lemme guess. You and chosen are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
dark: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. Iโve read books.
wayne: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
chosen: You need to stop.
Dark: Here's some advice
chosen: I didn't ask for any
Dark: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
chosen: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
wayne: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
chosen: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Wayne is your name way/ne
Idea of the name not mine, credit of the person in the twitter
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Becker please come to the front desk?
alan becker, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to chosen and dark
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
chosen and dark, simultaneously: We got lost
Alan becker: I didnโt even bring you guys here with me-
hello! I'm just here to make some incorrect quotes or correct Quotes from AvA/Animations vs Animator by Alan Becker with the exception that it will be from my AU <3, I'm a basic level writer and artist, please, if you don't like my content, don't put hate or defame bad things, the only intention is to have fun <3
And little drawings too!
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