Cunt Grammar!

cunt grammar!

so youve accepted that youre an inferior cunt. now what? now its time to update your grammar of course! the rules for writing like a good cunt are simple so ill help you :)

1. turn off autocorrect and autocapitalisation on your phone. this will let the world see how dumb you really are and how bad you are at writing right

2. never. backspace. if youve started a sentence a dumb way or somethings not making sense you dont get to back out of it. try to make sense but you dont deserve the option to hide how dumb you are

3. only ever use big letters for Men and words about Men (like You when youre talking to a Man). your sentences look much better and much more cunty if you make your letters small

4. cut apostrophes. youre still understandable but youll look so much dumber! its great

5. cut commas. youll look so much more like a dumb cunt when your sentences are choppy or run on for too long :)

6. try to use small words instead of big ones. you dont have to talk so noone understands you, but no Man will be interested in the big words in your brain. keep it simple stupid!

7. stay away from txt speak. write dumber, but too many numbers and silly abbreviations and youll ruin it! Men find that annoying and you never want to be annoying right?

and thats all i have for tips! if anyone out there has more feel free to add them! bye

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3 years ago

My Sissy Tips~

So I have had a lot of request, “How can I become more of a sissy?” etc. I decided to put together a post of some of the things I do, and things that will help you, in your sissification.  This post is “bloggy” more than anything, so you’ll just have to wait for more of my own sissy pics~  ;)  Anyone can become more feminine, old, big, small, whatever…. trust me, I am older than most might think…. nothing is impossible, just a matter of how much you are willing to do! Let’s get started~

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HRT (Hormone replacement therapy):

is NOT something you do to become a sissy. HRT is a serious decision, and should be made after consulting professionals (Doctor, and Therapist). I know it’s fun to read the captions about taking HRT etc… but it WILL cause permanent long term effects on your body, and can also lead to other permanent, dangerous, side-effects if not taken properly.  From my own experience, when I was young and stupid, I do not condone HRT unless you are SERIOUSLY considering transitioning.

My Sissy Tips~

The Workout: Getting in shape is very important! The more feminine your figure, the easier it will be to pull of a feminine sissy appearance! This is make basic routine for my legs and butt (I am pretty thin otherwise, luckily). I do this 3 times a week.  On the off days, I jump rope! It’s a great, easy way to burn fat/calories, and you can do it almost anywhere. It is important here to mention, you want tone, slender muscles, not bulk; more reps, less weight. Also I don’t really work my arms out at all, that way I don’t have big shoulders etc… However, if you have extra weight in those areas, you might want to work on toning them down as well.

My Sissy Tips~

Body Hair:

Shave those legs sissy! Getting rid of body hair, is one of the most feminizing things you can do, that achieve almost instant results!  I always see sissies posting pictures, asking how they look, and they are brandishing unshaven legs etc. This will break the illusion instantly (obviously the reason for this can very depending on what you define as being a sissy, and how feminine a sissy should be). You don’t even have to shave all the time! For example, I use a beard/hair buzzer on the closest setting to shave my legs (if I am just doing photos), because the slight stubble will not really be noticeable, and I can avoid any razor-burn/ingrown hair etc… That being said, my hair is already quite fine/thin and not very dark. Some of you might have to shave completely. I suggest you look at many youtube videos on how to shave, to lessen the effects of burn etc.  “But I have hair EVERYWHERE!” Yes, some of us are not as fortunate when it comes to hair. This is one of those times where I mentioned in the beginning; “how much are you willing to do?” Laser hair removal is cheap, and can effectively reduce/thin/remove body hair. Look into whats available near you! 

My Sissy Tips~

Stockings:

STOCKINGS ARE SEXY!!!! Seriously, on those nice smooth legs, stockings will make your legs 10x sexier, and feminine, just how a sissy sluts legs should look. (Also, you can cheat here. If you have fine hair like me, just be lazy; shave your legs real close with the hair buzzer, then put on some black/nude sheer stockings, and your legs will look sexy smooth for photos!). Stockings can also help manage the appearance of your legs. They make them look longer and more tone. They also create a nice consistent color! Nothing is sexier than rubbing your smooth nylon legs together. It drives most crazy. (I love it when I guy rubs his hands over my stocking legs, and tears at the rump to get to my, lady parts hehe)

My Sissy Tips~

Makeup:

Is not as hard as you think, so don’t be intimidated. It takes me about 20-30min to achieve a decent makeup look that I am satisfied with! There are literally thousands of girls on youtube doing howto makeup tutorials. Fine a girl with your same skin complexion and watch her videos. See what product she uses, how she uses it, and there is probably going to be a style of makeup that you like. Watch, practice, learn. You can buy the same makeup in the vids online. Also, there are makup apps on the phone you can use too (if you’re lazy). Get a nice clean shave, take a selfie, and makeup away! When I am feeling lazy, I use a combination of “Airbrush” “YouCam Makeup” and “Perfect365″. 

My Sissy Tips~

Hair/Wig:

A quality hairpiece is essential. A cheap party wig, is going to give you a cheap party look…. a quality piece, not only will look 10x better, but will last 10x longer with proper care. It will also look waaaay more convincing when you meet your guy in person! So don’t be cheap here.

My Sissy Tips~

Clothes:

Don’t just buy clothes that you think look great on the model, they might not fit you the same way. Buy clothes that work for you, and that show off your most prominent feature. For example: I don’t buy hot-pants, because don’t have a bubble-butt yet, and they just wouldn’t fill out…. However, I my legs, or probably my best asset, so miniskirt/dress all the way!  You’re a sissy, the sluttier, the better in my opinion (within the tips above). Online shopping makes this a breeze, just measure yourself, and look at size charts.

My Sissy Tips~

High Heels:

Nothing screams sissy more than having to prance around on a pair of slutty heels! 

(Other Things To Consider)

Your surroundings. Don’t take pictures in your bathroom, and clean your room. I nice clean room/bedroom background is really going to make your feminine sissy self stand out.

Photo filters can add a better sense of lighting if you have poor conditions or a not so great camera.

Be confident.

When meeting a guy, make sure they know what they are in for. Make it clear your a CD or just a Sissy etc.

Have fun! Explore your femininity.

Suck lots of cock, and submit. 

3 years ago
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7 years ago
He Enters In Only His Boxers And You Know The Truth In An Instant.  You Haven’t Taken This Fantasy

He enters in only his boxers and you know the truth in an instant.  You haven’t taken this fantasy nearly far enough…

7 years ago

Are you a faggot?

First off, let me be clear that i am not using the term faggot in a pejorative sense. One of the most effective ways of taking the sting out of a word is to re-appropriate it from the haters, and redefine it yourself. This must of course happen in a supportive environment, among those who accept you as you are. That enables you to defiantly and bravely own up to what you are. And to realize that there are appreciative Alphas/Men out there who would love nothing better than to have their own personal fag. Don’t let others keep you from living the life that fits you best. And without shame.

In this re-appropriated meaning, the following are some pretty strong indicators that you are a faggot:

1. Your primary sex organ is not your penis.

Most males (gay or straight) derive most of their sexual pleasure from their penises. Men love to ejaculate, and they find great satisfaction in the power of their ejaculations. They take great pride in their penises and in phallic symbolism.

Faggots, on the other hand, are often embarrassed by their penis. It may be relatively small. Many have weak erections. Some have low testosterone levels. On the other hand, faggots generally take great pleasure in their butts and assholes. They are compelled to play with this area, stimulate it using fingers, dildos, or butt plugs, and learn to have prostate-induced anal orgasms rather than (or in addition to) penile orgasms. For faggots, their asshole becomes their primary sex organ, not their penis. Most regard their mouths as a primary or secondary sex organ. 

2. You are unable to top.

In general, Men are born with a natural desire to penetrate and ejaculate. It is their prime instinct. Men love to watch their cocks slide into their partner, love to hear their moans as they fuck them, and enjoy the feeling of pumping their warm seminal fluid into them.

Faggots, on the other hand, cannot see themselves as anything other than a receptive hole for a Man’s cock. A faggot will never penetrate anyone else. The idea has no appeal, and there is no motivation to do so. My penis does not get aroused at the thought. It remains flaccid.

When being fucked, faggots typically feel little or no motivation to touch their penises, preferring instead to focus on the penetration. Many faggots remain flaccid while getting fucked, so focused are they on their asshole as primary sex organ. 3. You dislike receiving oral sex.

From my first sexual experience with another male, I noticed that I did not enjoy receiving oral sex. My penis remained flaccid, and the experience was embarrassing and made me intensely uncomfortable. That is not atypical. There are at least two reasons for this. One, already described above, is that a faggot’s penis is not experienced as a primary sex organ. Another is that the position of power a blowjob bestows upon the receiver is antithetical to the true nature of a faggot. 

Almost all Men (gay or straight) love to receive a good blowjob. Faggots are the exception. They typically recoil from the idea. Now that I’ve come to understand my true nature, the very thought of receiving a blowjob fills me with disgust and horror. I’ve heard the same from many faggots over the years.

4. You are service oriented.

All gay bottoms are submissive to some degree; taking a dick up the ass requires at least a degree of submissiveness. But most are submissive only in the bedroom, and their bottoming is how they prefer to get off. In other words, there is a reciprocity. They seek their own orgasm as much as their partner’s. They consider themselves on a level plane to the Man who is fucking them. This is very similar to how most women view their relationships with Men.

A faggot is not only not equal to a Man (except in certain fundamental human rights as a human being), but the faggot itself knows and acknowledges that it is not equal. A faggot doesn’t focus on its own pleasure at all, in or out of the bedroom. At all times a true faggot focuses on the Man’s pleasure. Its own pleasure is merely incidental, and in no way central. 5. You have certain fetishes, and open to deeper forms of submission.

Certain fetishes tend to distinguish faggots from conventional gay bottoms. For instance, almost all faggots seem to have fetishes for aspects of a Man’s body that denote masculinity and power asymmetry. 

Faggots tend to very willingly kiss and lick a Man’s feet. They also tend to their lust for the smells of a Man. A Man’s used underwear might disgust most people, but a faggot typically desires these items. Faggots love to sniff and lick musky balls and armpits. While gay bottoms may enjoy such aspects, too, they rarely have the worshipful lust faggots reserve for them.

These fetishes might drive faggots to do things that ordinary gay bottoms would never do, such as swallow a Man’s piss, or get spanked.

6. You derive satisfaction from service.

Faggots achieve emotional satisfaction from serving a Man through menial tasks. A faggot finds great satisfaction while cleaning a Man’s bathroom, doing a Man’s dishes, or washing a Man’s laundry. Very few women or other gay Men exhibit this level of servitude, nor do they seem to derive pleasure from such tasks. 

In addition, a faggot does such chores without the expectation of reward. Contrast that mentality with women and gay Men, who often perform chores for a Man in the expectation that they will be rewarded in some way. Faggots do not have such expectations. Their reward comes from performing the service itself for a special Man.

Summing up, you are a faggot if: • You are more interested in your ass as your primary sex organ • You seek only the sexual satisfaction of the Man, not yourself. • You are attracted to the power of a Man • You are attracted to a Man’s intimate scents and, and not repelled by his spit and piss • You can derive pleasure from serving a Man through menial tasks

(Note: This post is heavily indebted to a previous one by @fagsworshipstraights. I did not reblog that post because i disagreed on a number of crucial points. So i’ve rewritten it to remove those points, add some of my own, including the all-important introductory paragraph, and make the argument more concise. Still, he deserves most of the credit.)

3 years ago

Tips on Fucking Doggy Style That Tops Often Don’t Tell Bottoms

Here are some tips on becoming a better bottom that the tops you have sex with may not tell you either out of a desire to not offend or because they get a thrill from telling others that we bottoms cannot handle their cock ;-)

SPREAD YOUR KNEES WIDE. The wider the bottom spreads his knees, the easier it will be while in doggy style. YES! If this is the first position he puts you in, use this trick to get used to his cock. 

ARCH YOUR BACK. This will not only look sexier to him, but also make deep penetration easier and less painful.

PUSH YOUR ASS OUT. This shows the top you crave his cock in your ass. Once he is in, you can push back to the rhythm of his thrusts.

PLACE YOUR CHEST SQUARELY ON THE BED. There is a reason a top pushes your head in the pillow or the sheets. This helps arch your back and push your ass out. It’s visually stimulating, because the focus is now completely on the ass you have presented to the top. The symbolic submission is also a big turn-on to a dominant top.

RELAX YOUR ANAL SPHINCTER. Having adopted the position described in steps 1-4, you should now focus your mind on relaxing your anal sphincter. It may help to remember how you take a dump, because the muscular relaxation is identical. Steps 1-5 should, with practice, enable very deep penetration with little or no pain.

ALLOW DEEP PENETRATION. Once you’ve mastered the previous steps, you may let him spread his own legs wider than yours so he can get more directly above you to pump his cock down and deep, with his balls bouncing off your ass.

REACH FOR HIS BALLS. Many tops find this very arousing, because you are fondling the sacks that produce their sperm, affirming their manhood.

COMMUNICATE. Tell him how much you enjoy having his cock in you. Let him know if you like his scent. Ask him to go slow if you feel pain.

Additional tips may be appropriate to partners who thrive on domination and submission. In all cases, these should be within reason. Both partners must be comfortable with this. Experiment to see what works best.

LET HIM SPANK YOU. A lot of dominant men get turned on by slapping the asses they are fucking, and seeing those asses turn a rosy color.

LET HIM GRAB YOUR HAIR. Another turn-on for many dominant tops.

LET HIM HOLD YOUR NIPPLES OR MAN BOOBS. As he pumps his cock up your ass.

LET HIM CALL YOU NAMES THAT TURN HIM ON IN THE HEAT OF THE FUCK. “Bitch,” “cocksucker,” “fag,” etc. But only when used in a non-derogatory way. This is about breaking taboos (which are charged with emotional intensity) and letting both of you get aroused by embracing your (contrasting) inner natures.

LET HIM CALL YOUR HOLE A “PUSSY” OR “CUNT.” That is, after all, its functional equivalent.

SHOW HIM RESPECT. Be polite. Call him Sir. Thank him after a good fuck.

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