Oh Fuck-

Fyolai headcanons because I'm trash

1. Fyodor is usually cold and blunt, but around Nikolai he becomes passionate, in more ways than one, he talks more freely about things he enjoys, he laughs more (chuckles mischievously), and he's more willing to be himself in a way

2. Nikolai struggles to braid his hair, which leads him to pestering Fyodor to do it for him, which means rat man usually sees the clown without a shirt, early in the morning, late at night, etc

3. Fyodor is an anemic rat, and Nikolai takes advantage of this, whenever Fyodor stands up to fast and starts wobbling, Nikolai is immediately there to catch him

4. Nikolai often laughs so hard he cries, and Fyodor wipes his tears away while gently holding his face

5. Nikolai follows him around sometimes, giving advice and trying to scare Fyodor

6. They read together, you cannot convince me otherwise, these two write things together or write things for each other, much like Poe and Ranpo, Nikolai will write soliloquys and poems about how Fyodor makes him feel, whether it be good or bad, and Fyodor reads old literature to him

7. Nikolai makes Fyodor food on a regular basis, usually cake and sweets, because Fyodor surprisingly isn't very fond of heavy/bitter food, and occasionally this food will be poisoned or include some kind of prank, because y'know, it's Nikolai

8. Nikolai likes to sew (flashbacks to when he sewed that guys skin back on inside out) and he has definitely sewed himself plushies of Fyodor, and they are either adorable or horrifying, he loves them all. He stabs them occasionally, but he always makes more. He also once sewed Fyodor a Nikolai plushie, and Fyodor refuses to admit it, but he keeps it safe and out of harms way, sometimes he'll pretend to play chess with it, or talk to it, Nikolai cuddles with these plushies almost every night, and has at least 7 tucked away in his cloak for when he's away and wants something to do or something to comfort him

9. Fyodor told a joke once, and Nikolai was thoroughly devoted to him ever since, he adores the anemic rat, through all of his flaws and strange tendencies

10. (Bonus) Sigma takes pictures of them at various times, he knows this can be dangerous and potential blackmail if they ever got out, but he finds it sweet that the two have each other (really Sigma is struggling with his "humanity" and he cherishes the moments Fyodor and Nikolai spend together because it makes him feel like he belongs with this strange family of two (borderline insane) husbands and their strange book spawned kid) He got one framed once, of Nikolai poking Fyodor on the nose, and both Fyodor and Nikolai keep a copy with them

@saintsprotecttheghoul and @thebgcharacter here you guys go 🏃 (I'll be reblogging this later because almost everyone is inactive djdbdjh)

Emergency cleaning: Unfuck your whole house in the shortest time possible

So, your landlord/parents/home inspector/favorite movie star is dropping by, and your place is a disaster. You don’t have much time to clean it up. You’re in emergency mode. Let’s get started.

Don’t panic. Panic leads to fear, fear leads to procrastination, procrastination leads to the dark side. You can do this, but you have to stay calm.

Unlike maintenance cleaning, we’re not looking to completely unfuck one space at a time. Instead, we want to decrease the overall mess in stages, spread evenly across the whole area that we’re concerned about. If you think your home is at Level 10 filth, we want to bring the whole thing down to a Level 9, and then down from there. One really clean spot in an otherwise messy home is not going to be helpful here.

Get prepared. You’ll want to shut the computer down (or turn the modem off if you need your computer to play music). Trust me. Get your music going. Gather up trash bags, your vacuum and mop, some rags or paper towel, sponges, and other cleaning supplies. Use what you have on hand. Don’t get distracted running to the store and spending an hour browsing cleaning supplies. A multi-purpose cleaning concentrate or a jug of vinegar will be just fine.

Breaks are very important. Depending on your time constraints, work in 20/10s (20 minutes working, 10-minute break) or 45/15s. But take breaks because otherwise you’re marathoning, and marathon cleaning is no one’s friend. Keep hydrated, don’t forget to eat, and check in with yourself frequently to make sure you’re physically doing OK.

Make your bed. This will be your home base if you get overwhelmed or need somewhere clear to take a break.

Start with the garbage. Going from room to room, throw out anything that is obvious trash. Once you fill a bag, take it out. Repeat as many times as necessary.

Move on to dishes. Gather the dishes from all over your house and bring them to the kitchen. If you can, start them soaking in a sink of hot, soapy water or start loading the dishwasher. After the dishes are all in one place, spend one 20/10 getting started getting them under control.

Now it’s time for your flat surfaces. Countertops, tables, dresser tops, etc. Clear them off and wipe them down. Don’t get distracted in too much sorting and organizing. We’re in crisis mode here. There will be time to get in-depth once this is all done. The same applies to cabinets and closets. Unless you have reason to believe people will be opening closed doors, leave these alone for now.

Attack the floordrobe and shoe pile. Get your clothes either put away or in the hamper. Start a load of laundry if you need to, but keep in mind that laundry and dishes have three steps: wash, dry, and put it away, goddammit!

Get random stuff up off the floors. If something is trash-worthy, throw it away now rather than just move it around a bunch of times. Otherwise, put stuff where it belongs.

Take another 20/10 or 45/15 to catch up on more dishes, if needed.

Head into the bathroom. Pour some cleaner in the toilet bowl, fill the sink with hot water and cleaner, and either spray the tub and shower with cleaner, or fill the tub up with some hot water and add cleaner and let it soak. Put everything away that’s out and shouldn’t be, clean the mirror, counters, and toilet seat. Sweep or dry mop the floor. Wipe down the sink and tub/shower, and give the toilet bowl a scrub. Mop the floor.

Sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Vacuum everything you can, and sweep everything you can’t.

Walk outside of your house (don’t lock yourself out, please). Walk back in and see what catches your eye first. Go and deal with that.

If you’re being inspected or your landlord is coming in for repairs, spend time on whatever area they’ll be focusing on.

Give the whole place one more once-over and pay attention to anything you’ve missed so far.

It’s an old trick, but if your place is a little funky-smelling, put a pan of water on the stove on low heat and add some citrus or cinnamon or vanilla. Don’t leave it unattended or forget about it.

Take a shower, put on something clean, and eat something.

You can do this. It’s overwhelming, yes, but it is not impossible. You just need to do it. You have a list. You have directions. You have a whole bunch of Internet strangers who have been there before and who are cheering you on. You can do this, but you need to get started.

Why are you still here? GO. START. NOW.

let him rest

*LOOKS AT YOU WITH PAIN IN MY EYES* *GRINS AND ALL OF MY TEETH ARE MISSING*

What if Shihai has a hard time talking to girls because they bullied him a lot at school? Thinking he’s “weird” or “creepy,” resulting in him just naturally being nervous around them? 

 Mushrooms grow best in the shadows, so Komori willingly approached him to inform him this and hope to befriend him.

No girl had been so nice to him, and he’s grateful for her doing that. So it was no wonder why he fell for her.

Be right back, I’m gonna go cry over this-

Ideal ship dynamic once again, take 36

redraw of a redraw

Think yall could help me blow this up? Kickstarter coming soon :)

low effort low quality memes from a classic video

I have a feeling someone did this already but anyway AHHA