I Have To Do Something Drastic. Well Maybe I Don't But That's How I Feel

"Daily kisses are in order, what is that? Coffee? You have to kiss me, what is that? A smile? You got it, kisses.. oh, do you want to cuddle?? That'll be 2 kisses.. did you wake up? I want a kiss, are you catching on? I think it's a great couples game.."

I would lose my mind in such a good way if you kissed me right now - eUë

Naming my son a “J” name so I get to use Jaybird as a nickname and no one knows it’s really for Jason Todd, my beloved

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don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal

Weighted blankets aren't enough I need to be crushed in a hydraulic press